Jared · Dec 25, 2016 · 2:51 AM UTC

I bleed garbage water.

Jared · Dec 1, 2016 · 1:59 AM UTC

***one month from today***

Jared · Nov 18, 2016 · 7:50 PM UTC

Jared@EIMpire18 Nov 2016

Bought some pants today.

Jared · Nov 8, 2016 · 5:27 PM UTC

Standing in line to vote. The collective vibe is LITERALLY that of a funeral.

Jared · Nov 7, 2016 · 9:52 PM UTC

Jared · Nov 7, 2016 · 7:57 AM UTC

Crying whilst eating @tacobell 2016

Jared · Oct 24, 2016 · 1:17 PM UTC

Trump/Pence 2k16: Make America Terrifyingly White Again

Jared · Oct 19, 2016 · 5:40 PM UTC

The google maps car just drove by me while I was carrying a bag of dog poop.

Steve (online) · Oct 9, 2016 · 2:44 PM UTC

Jared retweeted

Garbage brain

Robert Garcia · Sep 30, 2016 · 4:44 AM UTC

Jared retweeted

This is huge loss for Long Beach - Josh was a force for good. RIP teapaw.org/andrewedwardslb/status…

Jared · Sep 29, 2016 · 8:54 PM UTC

Gary Johnson looks like every step dad I have ever seen.

Jared · Sep 26, 2016 · 6:24 AM UTC

I'm starting a yogurt line geared toward rockers and calling it Gurt Cobain.

Jared · Sep 23, 2016 · 12:37 AM UTC

Standing on the curb @ LAX w/ a bookbag full of guitar pedals. Ready for #MusicTastesGood

Jared · Sep 12, 2016 · 6:55 AM UTC

Dude I'm always talkin bout these gd jizz trees. teapaw.org/jrossfw/status/3340779…

Jared · Sep 12, 2016 · 6:10 AM UTC

Oatmeal hoagie

Jared · Sep 6, 2016 · 3:33 AM UTC

omg @AnnCoulter on the Rob Lowe roast is the definition of Cringe 😱😱😱

Jared · Sep 4, 2016 · 10:56 AM UTC

counting crows making me feel some type of way rn.

Jared · Sep 3, 2016 · 11:48 PM UTC

Harambe memes for president 2k16

Jared · Sep 3, 2016 · 6:27 PM UTC

I've got this dad texting abt my amp for sale on Craigslist and he's asking me a bunch of neverending dad-like questions.

Jared · Aug 31, 2016 · 9:51 PM UTC

Listening to DMB on DMT