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I’m not really Jesus. can’t believe I have to say that. yes I know it’s, kind of, sacrilegious. I’m here to shit talk. Your words don’t hurt me.

Your moms bed
Joined December 2024
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I’m fucking my wife tonight
Called that shit from a mile away, let’s go Kostic!
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In hard times there is still beauty to be found
Kansas running back Dylan Edwards fumbles the ball, and cornerback Antione Jackson recovers it. It was #UCF's first takeaway of the game.
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If it’s any consolation prize, Mestemaker will get drafted and his football career will die with the Jets. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Swallow like a good pig, Dustin. This is the poster child for low T. Meat riding a team that because his shit team couldn’t beat the other shit team.
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Cool, I don’t care. Just try winning, you fucks.
K-State football pregame continues to recite the Pledge of Allegiance, Star Spangled Banner and the Preamble to the Constitution
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Mind the balls, faggot
The Epitome of Brutality
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You can relate to gaggin on some dick though. I’d rather be a loser than a cock sucker.
Getting a 60+ burger hung on you when you’re coached by your former beloved QB who was also the former A&M OC? Can’t say I relate tbh
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I’m on the ropes, Folks. Real hard to be a fan of that garbage.
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Cut Oakley yesterday. BUM ASS FUCKIN FAGGOT.
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Manhattan, KS I am deep inside you
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This sounds hopeful. He’s still a politician. So take that for what it’s worth.
Senator-elect Adam Hamilton (D-KS) says he is not focused on potential investigations or impeachments when he gets to Washington: “I want to spend the next two years doing everything we can to help the people in Kansas and the people in our country.” Senator-elect Hamilton shares what his priorities will be in the House and how he plans to work to “restore a sense of decency and bipartisanship in Washington.”
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Bunch of faggots
The American people have made their voices heard. The 120th Congress will officially be the GAYEST Congress in history! (that we know of) Let's get to work 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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This true Wildcat friends?
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Find a different school buddy. We don’t want you.
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Ha the people in this fanbase that think a new coach and sub average to average players will turn on a dime is astonishing. Both are in their first year, one had no money, and the other is a first time head coach. Of course we were going to suck. The fuck?
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I’d be the new proud owner of an old man scalp.
A violent Liberal just SLAPPED an 18-year-old TPUSA volunteer outside a polling place in NH. Assault in broad daylight! They want violence, we want conversation. Vote RED and crush them! 🇺🇸
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We need to bring back bullying. Jesus fuckin Christ, dude Stop hogging all the queer.
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