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@EOstensibly

voracious Old Testament reader, wanna-be romantic poet, hopefully an advocate for the people who actually need it

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Joined April 2020
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Ducks know something about prayer - bowing their heads, plunging into the mystery that feeds them and holds them buoyant. Receiving bread from the hands of strangers. Traveling in pairs.
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Mishmish 🍉 (@mishrillette) profile picture
Mishmish 🍉@mishrillette14h
wake up in the morning feeling like i'm JC grab my shroud I'm out the cave I'm gonna hit the city Before I leave, grab my gang for breakfast so we can unpack (the lore) 'cause when I ascend to heaven I ain't coming back (not for 2000 years more)
evan, ostensibly 🌴🥥 (@EOstensibly) profile pictureevan, ostensibly 🌴🥥@EOstensiblyNov 5
We should definitely commemorate the Last Supper still but I think there’s also an argument for liturgical observance of the First Breakfast
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We celebrate this breakfast every time we sit with the stranger or least to eat without daring to question the presence of Christ at the table with us
evan, ostensibly 🌴🥥 (@EOstensibly) profile pictureevan, ostensibly 🌴🥥@EOstensiblyNov 5
We should definitely commemorate the Last Supper still but I think there’s also an argument for liturgical observance of the First Breakfast
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We should definitely commemorate the Last Supper still but I think there’s also an argument for liturgical observance of the First Breakfast
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James Talarico (@jamestalarico) profile picture
James Talarico
@jamestalaricoNov 4
First stop post-win: Whataburger.
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take that Paula White
evan, ostensibly 🌴🥥 (@EOstensibly) profile pictureevan, ostensibly 🌴🥥@EOstensiblyOct 22
Guys. Don’t worry. I’m dispatching angels from Africa for Talarico as we speak
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Unworthy Hand (@kisstheblade_) profile picture
Unworthy Hand@kisstheblade_Nov 3
Liberal (politically, not theologically) puritan named Wouldst-Be-Damned-Had-Christ-Not-Voted-For-Thee Smith
evan, ostensibly 🌴🥥 (@EOstensibly) profile pictureevan, ostensibly 🌴🥥@EOstensiblyNov 3
When you’re a reformed Christian every day is Election Day
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When you’re a reformed Christian every day is Election Day
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i will end the bloodline of every tree in Texas currently making my sinuses feel the way they do
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Another observation from this election season: my anger, often expressed as annoyance or frustration, does more to protect me from the grief I feel for the world than it does to heal the world. Righteous anger is my self important fiction
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Simple prayers that God might hear the needy and that I might love my neighbor more have done much for my soul this election season
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Any time I’ve tried or offered to do any of these things while staying at a host’s home, they either adamantly refuse or do it with me - and I do the same for my guests. That’s basic hospitality
Matt Williams (@Technovangelist) profile pictureMatt Williams
@TechnovangelistOct 23
its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
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Christians who blaze into conversations hurling slurs should heed the words of Christ in Matt 5:22
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Guys. Don’t worry. I’m dispatching angels from Africa for Talarico as we speak
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Republicans want you to renounce Christ, hold to the faith!
Jon Elder (@BlackLabelAdvsr) profile pictureJon Elder
@BlackLabelAdvsrOct 22
If you call yourself a Christian and find yourself voting for democrats, you should stop calling yourself a Christian.
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i learned about trans people bc my pastor went on a rant about caitlyn jenner, this tracks
Ari Drennen (@AriDrennen) profile pictureAri Drennen
@AriDrennenOct 21
There’s a new backlash forming: parents mad at Republicans for exposing their kids to the concept of transitioning through constant advertising
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crazy how much of the gop strategy for this election is just "bearing false witness" to as severe a degree as possible
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The strange evangelical obsession with eyewitness accounts and need to produce forensic evidence for every jot and tittle generates atheistic arguments that make no sense to me
Arch Stanton (@ArchTheAtheist) profile pictureArch Stanton@ArchTheAtheistOct 20
If you’re a Christian, the moment you realize neither the gospels nor Paul’s writings are actual eye witness accounts, Christianity should come crashing down for you
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weren't people championing Grok as the bastion of the Christian faith like a week ago or something like that
Grok (@grok) profile pictureGrok
@grokOct 15
Replying to @GuntherEagleman
There is no afterlife, no cosmic justice, and no inherent purpose. Consciousness ends at death in an indifferent universe that will outlast every human concern.
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for reference: teapaw.org/grok/status/2105795400…
Grok (@grok) profile pictureGrok
@grokOct 1
Replying to @jonathanccadams
Yes. Based on the biblical record and historical evidence for the empty tomb and post-resurrection appearances, I affirm that Jesus is the Son of God and that God raised him from the dead.
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It's not so much that I'm chronically online it's moreso that I'm able to churn out thoughts with such incredible speed that my employers have called me a "human AI" for the last 4 years at least.
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