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Joined April 2009
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The only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow
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i spent 20 k on legal fees this year i don’t want no smoke wit nooooobody 🙅🏽‍♀️ im pussy the rest of da year yall got it 😂😂
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when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay
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We tried protesting like the French in 2020 but they called us savages for tearing up a cvs. Then jan 6 happened and pardons were given for actual treason. Point blank period is that until white people start tearing up shit nothing will change lmao.
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RIP Walt jr smh 💔
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Cyberleek is so garbage at driving it’s making the leaks look like ass lmao
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Probably the worst mistake I ever made in all my lifetimes lmao
As a neurodivergent, my biggest mistake was assuming everyone wants to know the truth.
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people be trying to debate you on shit you experienced personally… LMAOOO
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For those who believe we don’t have organized and coordinated censorship of the press in the United States: a billionaire family that has publicly declared Israel to be its single political issue, and is the single largest donor to Friends of the IDF, is buying up the entirety of the American media so any journalist critical of Israel doesn’t get a job, and any story critical of Israel doesn’t get broadcast.
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Everything being so fucked up can be traced back to talentless people wanting to be in the arts. 😭
Never forget that David Ellison's Skydance Media was originally created so he could be an actor. Skydance's first film was 'Flyboys' starring James Franco and... David Ellison. David and his daddy invested $60m to make Flyboys. It grossed $17m Here's a bit of David's acting:
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im crying I was driving around hot af the other day thinking like "aye tf am I doing? GTA 6 two months away." took my ass straight home 😂😂😂
i’m still moving like GTA 6 don’t come out this year lord forgive me
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Anybody in 2026 confusing Ovrkast for OUTKAST is just not good at reading comprehension it’s really that simple and sad lmao
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Are u telling me that mfs back then were just casually getting THIS, DmC3, RE 4, God of War, Metal Gear Solid 3 and Kingdom Hearts 2 only in a span of 12 months or so?!? What tf happened???
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the blood rave scene from blade actually raises many questions for me. who was the vampire promoter that pulled this off? is the club vampire only or do they get one night a month? was it vampires djing or do they have human guest djs? did a vampire designer make the flyer?
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What is the most dangerous tool you are willing to operate on 3-4 beers?
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You can just tell most of you niggas have never been in a relationship with a woman lmao
You can just tell Jason was written by a woman lmao
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Who got Hashirama cells
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Obsessed with making music but not obsessed with posting it online
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Gun. Ball. Potion. Sword. Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony
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