✫┇ 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙴, 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝙴𝚅𝙸𝙻

⠀⠀⠀ friday night smackdownhausen is around the corner and danhausen doesn’t have a costume to wear. fear not, i shall just use my human monies to pay one of the humans to make me one, any ideas? ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ danhausen has recently saw a sign which made me begin wondering, is danhausen one of the girlyhausens? can i continue to do what it is you ladies do, snatching souls and pointing to your human heads, or even singing about being double trouble. girlyhausen? ⠀⠀⠀

Danhausen doesn’t have a Gunther problem, Gunther has a Danhausen problem. Perhaps you and this Rainmakerhausen will have a Danhausen problem as well!

watch how you speak of danhausen or else you might find yourself moving up that list very quickly!

⠀⠀⠀ very much in need of a vacationhausen, one week in the boss chair and danhausen had already been attacked by the gooner. danhausen shall ban the gooner from vacation days, so which one of you wants to take them and join danhausen on vacation? ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ apparently mister gooner isn’t a very big fanhausen of danhausen, which is very rude, very mean. nevertheless, he was unable to defeat danhausen last week and he never will, because danhausen will forever be undefeated! ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ good morning, good evening, good afternoon, or goodnight. regardless of what time it is you are celebrating, just know that yours truly, love that danhausen has finally returned! ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ say happy birthdayhausen to danhausen or be cursed, one lucky winner may ride the danhausen vehicle of doom! ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ today is the specialist day of all the days, it’s danhausen’s birthdayhausen. which means everyone should line up and prepare gifts for danhausen or you shall be cursed forever! ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ she is very crazy, very loving. tatum paxleyhausen, is going to be the best hit thing. sorry not sorry mister ufc broccoli man, she deserves it more. and if you disagree, you… are… cursed! ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ another successful night for danhausen, sol rucahausen achieved the ultimate victory of our common foes, the judgement day even if she didn’t accept danhausen’s help in the ring! ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ tonight is a very evil night. danhausen has set his mind to something and it shall be accomplished no matter what! ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ they call danhausen too cool for schoolhausen! because danhausen has been schooling the judgement day! ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ woah, a celebration and possibly touching some gold… this is the most spectacular news danhausen has heard all night. and i had that concert earlier, whew! ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ only member of the judgement day who has been left un-cursed. and with very good, very legit reasons… the championshiphausen looks fantastic on you. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ i believe that you are cursed. i believe that you are cursed! yes, it is very true, very factual that you are still cursed judgement day and you shall remain that way through summer slam! ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ tonight danhausen and joe hendryhausen will give you the best concert you will ever place your eyes upon. you better send us (danhausen) all the human monies for such a wonderful performance. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ they will never afford a blimphausen. anyways, if you want to come into danhausen’s laboratory you must wear a lab coat, some goggles, and bring something that danhausen cane experiment on! ⠀⠀⠀