Canada
Joined February 2014
Paolo “Why is our spacing so bad” Franz “I need the ball in better spots” Wendell “I can’t keep grabbing offensive rebounds” Bane “I just hit my 6th three in a row” Jalen Suggs sideplot:
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the Orlando Magic are ONLY 2 games back of the 1 seed in the East👀 Ring us💍🔥
A look at the Eastern Conference standings three games into the season: What SUPRISES you most? 🤔⬇️
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Anthony Black now leading the entire NBA in 3PT%, just don’t ask any contextual questions & Tristan da Silva is a legitimate sniper
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Your reminder that preseason means absolutely nothing🤣
How Sweeney ball is feeling
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Fantasy basketball is cut-throat
Just in: Sacramento Kings guard Ben Simmons is believed to have sustained a torn Achilles tendon at practice Sunday, sources tell ESPN. A suspected season-ending injury for Simmons after rejuvenated and impressive training camp and preseason performances.
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belted the bears on Ditka Day #myFault
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Wizards Trae Young putting in work offball but you won’t hear #them talk about that! Doesn’t fit #their agenda. 🤣🤣🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
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Today was supposed to be the first day for Year 4 Jett Howard in Orlando💔
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beat the memphis grizzlies by 4 points in the preseason
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Nikola Vucevic 3/3 from treball odee
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Paolo & Franz combined 4/14 from the field
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I asked Franz Wagner if he could hold onto a few of my textbooks for a few hours, he looked at me with tears in his eyes & said: “i literally can’t…. i don’t have a bag”
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This is awful— I can’t believe THIS is the basketball viewing product these nerds have so desperately cried for.🫩
Shai career is over man lmfao
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D’angelo Russell FC, We will be back. Just loading.
🚨 D'Angelo Russell has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Shanghai Sharks of the Chinese Basketball Association DLoading, 30, was a free agent after being released by the Grizzlies
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woke up to the whole TL giving Davante Adams his flowers
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packers win but i lost 100% of my bets
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the phrase “meatball sub” and “turkey bacon club sandwich” will be tweeted approximately 5,000+ times tomorrow (sunday) hopefully this will be the last time
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my tweets have genuinely stopped getting any views ever since i tweeted this
the Lakers have been compromised
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“How do you already have 3 turnovers its only Week 1?????” Jordan Love:
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yeah the sandwich jokes are absolutely dead now i’ve never cringed harder
I’ll take a Justin Herbert week 1
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the Lakers have been compromised
🚨 BREAKING: THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS HAVE BEEN SOLD AGAIN. 🚨 Josh Kushner and Bob Iger are reportedly purchasing the Lakers for a RECORD-BREAKING $12 BILLION, per @ramonashelburne
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