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“THE CLASS TRIP REACHED CONTACT SATURATION” / Frederick County, Maryland educational farm — 2024 🔒😈🐸🐐🎒
#FREN #PettingZoo #Maryland
“THE RABBIT TUNNEL HAD AN UNDISCLOSED SECOND EXIT” New Hampshire Children’s Farm — New Hampshire, 2024 🔒😈🐸🐇🪞
#FREN #PettingZoo #Rabbit
VIK HAS A POINT — EPISODE 17
“THE NUMBER”
Staffing came up, and Vik explained what the right number needs to do.
#VikHasAPoint #PoliticalSatire
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VIK HAS A POINT — EPISODE 16
“THE RESPONSE”
The response time came up, and Vik explained what the response tells us.
#VikHasAPoint #PoliticalSatire
DADDIE KNOWS BEST — EPISODE 07: “THE MEETING DOESN’T NEED A SEQUEL.”
If the meeting ended with no decision, no owner, and no next step, another meeting is not...
#DaddieKnowsBest #WorkLife
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DADDIE KNOWS BEST — EPISODE 06:
“FORENSIC ACCOUNTING.”
Split the dinner bill while everyone still remembers what happened.
Tuesday is too late for forensic accounting.
#DaddieKnowsBest #GroupDinner
BHADD CHAD / EPISODE 22
“THE CLUB PHONE”
“You call the club.”
#BhaddChad #PrivateClub
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BHADD CHAD / EPISODE 21
“THE PARKING SPOT”
“That’s not my spot. That’s where my car goes.”
#BhaddChad #YachtClub
🌌 THE IMPOSSIBLE WILD | 06/33
🌗 THE DAYHOLLOW
It crosses the volcanic plains shortly after sunrise, moving on hundreds of transparent feet.
Through the opening in its living body, the stars remain visible.
By noon, they have not moved.
#ImaginaryBeast #ImpossibleWild
🌌 THE IMPOSSIBLE WILD | 04/33
🪞 THE SKYRAKE
It combs shallow lakes before the first birds return each spring.
The clear discs along its back hold reflections of birds that have not yet arrived.
Every reflection has been correct.
#ImaginaryBeast #ImpossibleWild
