Joined April 2022
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This speech feels written for 2026.
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Replying to @kfc
If you’re going to share it, please share the original.
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Replying to @kfc
xitter.cf/realBob_Johnson/status… for you goobers out there.
5 minute loop of the end yodel to blast while breaching:
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Earth Human retweeted
uhm
I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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Earth Human retweeted
...@WendlingRichard let's get this great account over 4k. Great content and will follow back. Repost for effect and LFG
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Knock knock… who is there? Don. Don who? Don key eeeeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
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Earth Human retweeted
The groom having a homemade "butt stuff" coupon tucked inside his tuxedo breast pocket on his wedding day is absolute peak comedy. ​Shane Gillis crashing his ex's wedding just to cash in an unredeemed Valentine's Day coupon for an "open-eyes handjob" already had me dying, especially when he defended it like a legally binding promissory note. Watching the entire wedding party, from the groom down to the pastor, pull out their own unfulfilled coupons and immediately turn on the bride was pure gold. ​If you're going to be too cheap to buy real gifts, you better at least put an expiration date on those homemade coupons before they come back to haunt you at the altar.
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Earth Human retweeted
Every Western country should do this before it’s too late. It’s the only solution.
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Yep, we are gonna need a LOT of ships!
Every Western country should do this before it’s too late. It’s the only solution.
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Earth Human retweeted
A guy built an AI that thinks it’s 1899, then tried to get it to beat Einstein to his most famous theories.
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Earth Human retweeted
...@dgoodwinusaf let's boost this great veteran account. 31 years serving our great country. He will follow back. Repost for effect and LFG
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Earth Human retweeted
Waoo genius from wood hacks
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Catholic priest Patricio Alfredo Sánchez Molinari was killed when a crucifix fell on him during a service in Ecuador. Congregants tried to help, but he died from his injuries. 🙏 🕊️
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The lord moves in mysterious ways One must wonder what went on in this church
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No one wants to hurt you. No one wants to destroy your belief or culture. No one hates you. They just want you to go back. It’s time for you all to go back. Every last one of you, no matter what. You have to go back.
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This guy took an old cutboard someone was going to toss and made a beautiful one.
"The Silent Sentinel" The cornstalks whispered secrets to the wind, but Barnaby didn't care about the gossip. His duty was simple: keep the crows away. Crafted from a wooden crossbeam, stuffed with fragrant autumn hay, & draped in a tattered flannel shirt, Barnaby stood as the silent guardian of the south acreage. For most of the year, he was ordinary... Just another bundle of cloth & straw facing the relentless horizon... But when October rolled in, everything changed. The farmer’s children would carve a fresh, round pumpkin, hollow out its core, & carve a jagged, toothy grin before placing it securely over Barnaby’s wooden peg neck. Inside the hollow shell, they nestled a thick beeswax candle, shielding its flame with the carved lid. As twilight bled into a deep, velvety indigo across the fields, the wick would catch. A warm, flickering amber light would bleed through the pumpkin's carved eyes and wicked grin, casting a dance of shadows across the golden stalks. While other scarecrows stood blind & frozen in the dark, Barnaby could see. The glow illuminated the frost creeping onto his burlap shoulders & caught the glint of curious field mice scampering past his boots. More than just seeing, Barnaby could feel. The fire gave him a heartbeat... A slow, steady pulse of warmth that chased away the biting chill of the autumn nights. The crows never dared to land on his shoulders then. They watched from a distance, mesmerized & wary of the fiery sentinel glowing against the dark. When the moon climbed to its peak, bathing the sleeping farm in silver, Barnaby would stand tall & blazing, a small beacon of autumn magic keeping watch over the world until dawn gently blew out his light.
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Earth Human retweeted
Roadster event livestream xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1yKAPwNgg…
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Hollywood Stars Who Died in 2026 So Far | Dolly Parton, Chuck Norris & More
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Earth Human retweeted
The Tom Homan & Ilhan Omar Show
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Earth Human retweeted
Replying to @TheUnitedSpot__
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