Five surgeons are discussing whose patients make the best surgical candidates: The first surgeon says , “I like to see accountants on my operating table. When you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.” The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.” The fourth surgeon chimes in, “You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end. And if the job takes longer than you said it would, no big deal.” But the fifth surgeon topped them all. “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. And on top of that, the head and the ass are interchangeable.

That’s disgusting! Even Jeffrey Dahmer ate vegetables once in awhile! What kind of monster only eats humans? This explains a lot!

Alberta, Canada had a referendum to see if it should remain in Canada. I have been fortunate to live and visit most areas in America (North, Central and South), and we are beyond blessed in Alberta. I choose to be here and I have options to not be here. If you find yourself not wanting to be here, please go explore your other options, talk is cheap… walk the talk. #ABLeg

Tesla Roadster craziest thing I have ever seen! youtube.com/live/qt5p-_tE8d0… @Tesla @SpaceX

The “Cool Chick” who discovered Taylor Hawkins! Sass Jordan Foo Fighters youtu.be/5XbWbHdN5Xg?si=GoWf… @sassjordan

Sass Jordan - So Hard (Official Music Video) youtu.be/OeU0BJlr-T8?si=hPrm… When I hear this, I always wondered why I love it so much and it is because I hear a clear Tina Turner influence. Sass sounds like a completely different person, in other songs. Beautiful music! 🙏🏽

Thank you @tmorello ! That was the best day of music ever! ✊🏽🙌🏽

Okay, that was the best musical performance I have ever seen! @thekingdmc @tmorello montage with @PublicEnemyFTP @cypresshill ‘It’s Tricky’ ‘Walk This Way’ ‘Fight The Power’ @Scott_Ian @jackblack All of these Rappers have love and idolized each other! I cannot imagine what this meant to all of them. Literally the best of the best, collaborating! Salute! ✊🏽

Chef John @foodwishes have you ever created a German Bierock recipe? Mom used to make them and I would really appreciate a recipe/technique.

I’m going! It will be a first time seeing it.