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Reading a cosy book about pubs and still can’t escape reminders of what could have been…
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Ed McConnell retweeted
Argument in the media section at the London Palladium for the #Ballondor as one reporter is told he's 'won the Ballon d'Or for being the biggest t**t'. Deary me.
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If Harlequins could play Saracens every week they’d be unbeaten
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Saracens ultimately very poor today but genuinely annoying how much Quins step their game up for a derby. Granted Fin Baxter and Marcus Smith could transform most teams…
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Quins have just been made to sub off a bloodied Rodrigo Isgro because it’s not a good look to show him on television. I’m sorry to report the game is undoubtedly gone
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Best chin in boxing
🥊 The punches that launched a thousand derbies! 🐯 vs 😇 You won't want to miss it!
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We have some much to answer for
By order of the Peaky Blinders
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Supermarket executives toasting Wes Streeting this weekend
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Sammy Duddy, Loyalist paramilitary and self-styled 'Dolly Parton of Belfast', who by night transformed into a drag act and was at once fought over by British troops and nationalist handymen. From our excellent Characters newsletter. You should sign up: secure.telegraph.co.uk/custo…
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Ed McConnell is on day three of a solo Dopamine Chamber listening party. Please try again next week.
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I sincerely hope Celebrity Traitors results in an Ultimate Force comeback. Easily Ross Kemp’s finest work – a triumph of 2000s TV
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Tell me you’re in Belgravia without telling me you’re in Belgravia
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The sweet science 😮‍💨
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Turned off a documentary about the AI apocalypse to watch Quins Gloucester. Glutton for punishment doesn’t quite cover it
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Went back to the AI apocalypse documentary after 10 minutes
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Gonna retrospectively copyright ‘Sham Football’ for whatever the hell I was doing on the hard court in Year 7
"Do you apologise to football fans? The Premier League says 'sham' contracts, is this a 'sham' club?" @RobHarris questions Man City chief executive Ferran Soriano after the club was found guilty of all charges related to Premier League's financial rules trib.al/YimvoPJ
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The BBC’s live blog obsession has reached remarkable new heights
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Hard to see how Ed can come back from this
Ed Sheeran’s cousin, Jethro Sheeran, speaks out against him: “Finally it's all coming out! I'm ashamed of my Cousin Ed and what he's done. Finally the world and all his fans see through him. He's not a good person, I don't like his music so I can't say he's even a good artist. He's honestly a selfish individual with malicious, cunning ways.”
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Many people think that the words “Artificial Intelligence” are inaccurate, and very ineloquent, relative to AI, or Artificial Intelligence. A far more elegant and accurate description of this new phenomena would be Superior Intelligence (SI) or, Extreme Intelligence (EI) or, Supreme Intelligence (SI). This is a Poll, and I would appreciate everybody voting! Which is the best name for this ever growing “Revolution?” President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Up at 2.30 to get to Gatwick. Junction closed and security delays putting my crucial 5am pint of continental lager in jeopardy… Me at 6am:
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