Mastodon: @EdTheNerd@mastodon.social Balls lmao

Joined April 2010
If you didn't surf the pallet jacks, did you even staff @magfest? #magfest #magfest2020
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I still remember when everyone was doing the Foghorn Leghorn voice over memes and Eric Bauza joined in on the fun to roast Vegeta I’m gonna miss him
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Note that they don't really step on the gas until half way through this video. I say that because you're going to spend the first minute saying, "yeah, that's pretty fast" and then they step on it and it becomes terrifying
I’ve done my share of high-speed autobahn driving in Germany but nothing like this. This is a Bugatti Chiron accelerating up to 417kph or just on 260mph! Absolutely insane speed!
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Growing up going to hardcore shows I never thought in my wildest dreams shit like this would happen
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How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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That little GBP handheld I showed off in a recent video immediately sold out (sorry about that), but it's now back in stock. Be sure to use "Pocket05" at checkout to bring the price down to $45. (Non-affiliate): funnyplaying.com/products/re… Here's the video: youtu.be/9DfYw35pfhc
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Come on. The French have literally weaponized mini salami snack packs. The machine gun even comes with a crew of beret-wearing Frenchmen.
The European mind cannot comprehend the NFL t shirt gun, live from Stade de France.
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Stamp Mode is now available in BumpMesh.com 1.5.0! This lets you add a texture just once to your part for branding or creating coins, for example! Try it out - it's free!
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TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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This is why Stockcars have stickers
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Holy shit what is this ost they fucking cooked 😭
It's possible to fly into the volcano and explore it in the Prop Plane mode of Nintendo Switch Sports Resort on Switch 2. It's no easy task, though! 🌋
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Bill is a trump supporter. Look at his face when reality slaps him sideways.
Andy Beshear: I've got soybean farmers. 100% of them voted for Trump. They lost their first client in USAID. Linda McMahon canceled the farm-to-cafeteria program. Trump's tariff pushed China away. All of your farm machinery runs on diesel. And finally, a third of the world's fertilizer passes through the Strait of Hormuz. They are on the verge of declaring bankruptcy.
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look at him
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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Holy fucking shit
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The last LAG Bender unlocked a new power... Voice Activated Soundboard.
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OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.
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25 years ago today, Apple introduced the iPod
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"Sorry we didn't get back to you yet, we've been too busy on Twitter and trying to keep our investors happy" Unbelievable statement from eMudhra! bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bu…
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turns out you can just reverse engineer macOS compositor and do things
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It's been a while since I've laughed this hard
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