Eddie Dust

You know your characters are real when their actions surprise even you. #amwriting #amwritingfantasy #kidlit

Why is it that when it's cold, nipples grow and penises shrink? #confused

#Communication isn't whether you speak, but whether you're heard.

Apparently burning your #cat's litter is NOT a good way to get rid of it. 😼💩+🔥=📛💡

First Leonard Cohen, now Gord Downie. First our heart, now our soul. #RIPGord

Thanks to all those who have shared their stories via #MeToo It takes incredible courage. Let's hope some good will come of all this pain.

Thanks for the SO! teapaw.org/BrownLoriA/status/9189…

A Whoa. Big baby. B Fucking what is even going ON? A Like, Mecha Rosemary's Baby. B Buddy, that thing's the whole spice rack. #Akira #anime

#Apple events are the opposite of church - the young are happy and the old are bored. #iPhoneX #AppleEvent

Jim Carrey is swiftly becoming Canada's Gary Busey. #TuesdayThoughts

#Twitter is an infinite jail which punishes but never paroles. Choose your words wisely.

She had a luciferin beauty, one that brought along its own light. #amwriting

There lay but one river from the canal of his birth, one solitary, meandering lane carved out by Calvinic tows. #amwriting

I think #Grimace is an escaped earplug for someone with a very weird infection. #macdonalds👂🔌🤮

Bear witness! teapaw.org/andrew_heister/status/…

Each line on the page began to look like the bars of a prison holding him back from the meaning that lay just beyond the words. #amwriting

"What's it with you mopey assholes getting all the girls? Seriously, are men's tears just distilled potions of orgasm?" #amwriting #fantasy

In a healthy democracy, its leaders bow to the wool and dick tastes of the majority. #autocorrect

I'm a #writer. That's what I call myself. It's just the world that disagrees. #amwriting

Her left hip must've been in agony by the end of the day. #poorlythoughtout teapaw.org/andrew_heister/status/…

Editing is lithium for a script unsound. #amwriting #amediting