Writer, musician, host of Fanboys, almost accidentally killed Noam Chomsky one time
Joined June 2019
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“Ah get over it they were just kids kids do stupid shit sometimes”
Ok now do the kids in prison for drug offenses
The dems have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever in four years
Doug and I are saddened to learn of President Biden’s prostate cancer diagnosis. We are keeping him, Dr. Biden, and their entire family in our hearts and prayers during this time. Joe is a fighter — and I know he will face this challenge with the same strength, resilience, and optimism that have always defined his life and leadership. We are hopeful for a full and speedy recovery.
ALT President Biden and Vice President Harris together in the Oval Office in September 2022.
Who misses Fanboys? If we brought it back (on another network or totally indie) could we ask some of y’all to share stuff and give us a lil boost? Gears are turning
Did three years of unpaid work on a podcast without complaining because I truly believed in the Hard Times and admired the people I was working with. So I guess that was pretty dumb of me.
Yo I’m sorry to everybody who’s reached out asking about Fanboys. We’re still working on our plans, but earlier this year I decided that Twitter is not a healthy place for me to be, and becoming increasingly less so. So imma take a break. Update y’all soon 💜
“We need a mascot for our new product line”
“What about a family of bears that just fuckin loves to wipe their ass?”
“Hmm. Will their only interactions be asking each other how clean their asses are?”
“Of course.”
“Write it”
Cool nauseating symptom of late capital: fast food ads where the VO speaks Spanish but then pronounces the names of the products in perfect, unaccented English
BREAKING: Millionaires’ Sightseeing Tour Cut Short as Their Shoddy Homemade Blimp Crashes Into Auschwitz
Musk could make Twitter Blue invisible - give users the premium features without the check
Musk could uncouple Twitter Blue and verification - offer a premium membership AND a system to fight impersonation
He won’t. The culture war/stratification stuff is the point
Aw fuck yeah
The first installment of the Future’s Shadow trilogy, The Clandestine Gate, is now available for streaming and download at the links in our bio. We are so happy to finally share this with you. geni.us/ClandestineGate
