2025/26 Premier League champions | Member of Dark Arts FC

Valhalla
Joined May 2012
Life is not measured by time. It is measured by moments. There is a limit to how much you can embrace a moment. But there is no limit to how much you can appreciate it.- Armin Houman
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I think the problem is with the organizers and not the space hosts. Organizer (fabricated) ndio walikuwa greedy and disregarded the demand and numbers.
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Just got served boob implant content! Nairobi is fully Hollywood
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There are two types of Afro House listeners (imho) Those who came from the Afrobeats/Amapiano side And those who came from the Deep House/Oontz/EDM side Afro house (and its derivatives) are where they intersect
Amapiano > Afrohouse
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
🕯️ another Ankhoï live set in NBO 🕯️
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Is bestlady the perfect place to shop for variety of braids? I want to window shop for my next two hair styles.
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Kwa hiyo set ya Da Capo at Koda kuna a baddie at the front with a 🪭 and bouncy 🍉. Who dat!
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
If you’re drinking , smoking, fucking or doing any other vice this weekend, do for me too abeg🙏🏽
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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Dress code???????? Shoot me!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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Gqomotion for the tweet!
Go Gqom or Go Home
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
them mini mics rlly got ppl thinking they saying something
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I’m currently listening to Michael Kiwanuka music and it’s so sad to think his new album is dropping in a day and he’s been struggling with sickness for quite some time now and he won’t be able to show up fully for its roll out :(
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Awh, what a beautiful album!
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Seeing a man’s butt crack is Top 2 ick and not number 2 for me!
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
I love being a female wit some money. I be out all day dilly dallying. Lil lunch here, lil shopping there.
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Men do MDMA once and realize that they can actually talk to other people about their feelings
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What happened to the butter chicken option?? It was awful but it could have been improved. 😭
New Menu who dis? Some enticing new limited-edition tings just entered the chat. Unaanzia wapi hapa? Available from Today while stocks last, at select KFC stores. Twende Funkie.
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
Ladies please bring back hairy pussy
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Ni ukweli Wiz Kid anakuja na Kolacopia?
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