Densetsu | Midnight Clubbin

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Joined November 2015
Denny Knish retweeted
duo got off after a loss and I kept queueing and won 3 in a row
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Denny Knish retweeted
u can tell his chudass is reading this from a teleprompter
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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Denny Knish retweeted
Boy imagine Obama telling a bihh she had a fat ass mid speech they woulda hung that nigga from the podium
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” 👀🍑 “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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Denny Knish retweeted
"By the end, Charlie Kirk was leaning to the left. He lost the gun debate, by a long shot”
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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Denny Knish retweeted
“Well Generative AI is here now so we might as well-..” WE HAD LIVES BEFORE GENERATIVE AI. COOL THINGS WERE MADE WITHOUT GENERATIVE AI FOR DECADES
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Denny Knish retweeted
My mom fighting with her far right sister and I hear “no wonder your husband cheated on you so much, you’re so easy to lie to”
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Denny Knish retweeted
Every time I watch this movie I become more convinced that it is actually a piece of undiscovered, prophetic comedy genius and in about 50 years it'll be in the Criterion Collection next to Chaplin's Modern Times.
This movie’s jokes sometimes are so fucking stupid they loop back around to being genius “Yes but not THIS Philippines” has stupid amounts of comedic potential
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Denny Knish retweeted
ok then why’s frozone col-
Brad Bird explains that each person's powers in ‘THE INCREDIBLES’ represents an average family unit. “Fathers are expected to be strong, so I made him super strong. Mothers are pulled in ten directions at once, so she stretches. Teenagers are insecure & defensive so she can turn invisible & has force fields. 10-year old boys are energy balls that just go until they pass out. Babies are unknowns, they could be the next leader of the free world or they could be a bag man, you don’t know.” (Source: @ThatHollywood)
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Cufflinks a bit over the top
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Denny Knish retweeted
They stole your childhood man go be young and turnt at 35
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I'm fucking crying dawg thats an all timer
Wade Phillips on the Eagles defense: "There's only two plays that they can't stop. That's the run and the pass."
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Wade Phillips on the Eagles defense: "There's only two plays that they can't stop. That's the run and the pass."
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Denny Knish retweeted
your mom leaves for a few days with the fridge stocked and 30 bucks on the counter for pizza and you're all settled in to goof off and stay up late and then your dumbass 9 year old brother drops a dumbbell on his head. I know these kids were livid
Bodycam footage shows Florida deputies arresting a mother at an airport after authorities say she left her four children, ages 9, 11, 12 and 14, home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for work. Irene Miller, 50, was taken into custody Friday as she stepped off a plane. Two days earlier, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother's head. When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.
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Denny Knish retweeted
"me and your mother worked to feed you, clothe you, so you could grow u-" NIGGA THAT'S CALLED BEING A PARENT!
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Denny Knish retweeted
Pulled a thorn out of my arm and stabbed a tick with it
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This is honestly the most fair tier list I’ve ever seen lol
The simplest NFL team tier list after 7 weeks
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Denny Knish retweeted
Smartest person in HR:
We have a 1 hour non-skippable, non-fast forward substance abuse video and test. They sent it at 11:30. It has to be completed by noon. I started the video and emailed our HR team. They are confused about my complaint that it's impossible to finish a 1 hour course in 30 minutes
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So… this is clearly human trafficking disguised as being tough on immigration.
A Texas father who had lived in the U.S. for 25 years with no criminal record was finishing his night shift as an Uber driver when immigration agents detained him. Without being able to speak to his lawyer or a judge, he was put on a plane and sent first to Ghana, a country where he had no ties. He was then sent to his home country, despite a determination by a U.S. immigration court judge that he could not be deported there due to likely persecution. cbsn.ws/3Ude66r
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they had to shut the USSR down because its soldiers were getting too big
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Denny Knish retweeted
The Burger King receipt in my back pocket about to go through the wash for the tenth time
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