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Oshoke

@Ekhamane

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 England, United Kingdom
Joined March 2012
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I have nothing to say anymore.
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My own is he should sha get the 3 points
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momo🍒💐 (@jojosinniva) profile picturemomo🍒💐@jojosinniva4h
New hair, fat ass 🫠
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Swan song. Soul crushing movie
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AMARA💕 (@simbyii) profile picture
AMARA💕@simbyii22h
I think casual, “surface level” friendships are actually really healthy. Not everyone in your life needs to be a ride or die!!
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Naomi (@naomi_akerele) profile picture
Naomi@naomi_akerele19h
You fit do backup for sesko? Talk fast before we hot
Geronimo Morgans (@GeronimoMorgans) profile pictureGeronimo Morgans
@GeronimoMorgans22h
Haaland looks done. Properly done.
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You’re sooooo tough big bro
b (@mrtvstar) profile pictureb@mrtvstar22h
matched w someone who was 5'6 on tinder bc he was cute so i asked if he rlly was that short and he was like you want someone 6 foot then said "you're missing out" so i said "missing out on what? you not being able to reach the top shelf at the grocery store?"
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Watching people’s Lagos snap stories while you’re eating at a steakhouse in Houston would have you feeling like you’re missing out on something special here, lol. Please ignore that feeling, it’s the voice of the devil, you will cry blood at Ozumba Mbadiwe lol.
Aunty Teda (@imoteda) profile pictureAunty Teda
@imotedaNov 7
Moving back to Nigeria was a mistake.
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Why do you believe it though? I want to hear a reason that isn't just benevolent sexism lol
A | D 🇺🇳 (@Shopwithvisa) profile pictureA | D 🇺🇳@ShopwithvisaNov 6
Deep down I do believe women shouldn’t pay for anything, I just don’t got the account to support that belief 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
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The more weddings i got to, the more i be confused how married ppl cheat, this shit serious asf to me and i just be a guest!!
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Y'all: Damn, we aren't allowed to provide constructive criticism to artists anymore? Also y'all: You dumb bitch, I hate everything you release. I told your ass to do what the fuck I said. You're lucky you're signed to that lady. Nobody likes your music. Shut the fuck up.
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A jeśli to Polak, to wywalmy wszystkich Polaków.
Konserwatywny liberał (@_konliberal) profile pictureKonserwatywny liberał@_konliberalNov 7
Jeśli to był imigrant, to powinniśmy wyrzucić z Polski absolutnie wszystkich obcokrajowców z obcych kultur i zamknąć wszystkie granice. Bez wyjątków
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8️⃣📈 Real Madrid win 8 games in a row for the first time since 2022.
Image from Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)
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The Demi-God (@Kurtsazzy) profile picture
The Demi-God@Kurtsazzy18h
You gave them, you gave them. LMAO. Dem slap you for your ground you dey shout you gave them. 🤣
SaintX (@Saintx44) profile pictureSaintX
@Saintx4420h
We really messed up by letting Madrid win that Clásico. We had the opportunity to go nine points clear, put them under serious pressure and potentially deepen the problems they were having. Instead, we let them cut the gap to three points, and they’ve since found their rhythm and look much more stable. We gave them a lifeline when we had the perfect opportunity to put some serious distance between us. That result could come back to haunt us.
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Ronaldus (@070180) profile picture
Ronaldus@070180Nov 7
The role of an artist is to make the music they wanna make. Your role as a listener is to listen to the music you want to listen to. No part of that makes you anyone's direct supervisor.
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😂😂😂😂
slimdaddy🫶🏻💜 (@Slimdaddy_09) profile pictureslimdaddy🫶🏻💜@Slimdaddy_098h
flirted with me for weeks, didn’t try to set any boundaries knowing i was attracted to you, fed into that attraction and its now you’re telling me you’ve been seeing someone. you girls are so mean i’m not even going to lie.
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jyln (@waylojan) profile picture
jyln@waylojan20h
Whew y’all dog whistling so bad in quotes/replies but we been knew that black women are inherently seen as more sexually aggressive. Saying this is “subtle and sweet” and Chloe’s is “raunchy and over sexual”. Meanwhile they both have lyrics with wordplay about dicks 😭
The Black Oprah (@Drasticallyy) profile pictureThe Black Oprah@DrasticallyyNov 7
OHHHH BUT WHEN THE QUIRKY BLACK GIRL DOES IT ITS A PROBLEM
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“Wetin you dey talmbout”
Jindu✨ (@jindu__) profile pictureJindu✨
@jindu__Nov 7
Replying to @jebillll
Wetin you dey talmbout 😭
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ESPN Africa (@ESPNAfrica) profile picture
ESPN Africa
@ESPNAfrica20h
NIGERIA'S FLAMINGOS MAKE HISTORY AS THE FIRST AFRICAN NATION TO WIN THE FIFA U-17 WOMEN'S WORLD CUP 🤯🇳🇬🏆
Image from ESPN Africa (@ESPNAfrica)
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TobyWrites (@tobyasky) profile picture
TobyWrites
@tobyasky20h
My brother, our tiktokers don win World Cup o
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Adesanya Adebayo A. (@Adebayoadesanya) profile pictureAdesanya Adebayo A.
@AdebayoadesanyaNov 6
These U17 girls are supposed to be locked in for a FINAL, yet they’ve been all over TikTok the whole day. Super Falcons coming to show support is one thing. Going live with a streamer right before the biggest match of their lives is pure unseriousness. Focus? Concentration? Discipline? Nigeria will never stop looking unorganised when it matters most. This is why we keep failing at the highest level.
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Ash (@theashrb) profile picture
Ash
@theashrb22h
This is lowkey the one archetype in Britain that’s enjoying life to the fullest with all that’s going on 🤣
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