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Verbal painter. Sneaker Enthusiast. The LITERAL Best Rapper You Don’t Know. Why Would You Say That, Pull-Up Activities creator & host

Northside Oklahoma City, OK
Joined March 2009
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I’ve have 6 Air Jordan Collabs ready to go. I got my UNDFTD collab for summer & Winter ready. I have my 4 Nike Collabs ready. I have 500 Stance Collabs. I have 20 Mitchell & Ness Collabs ready. God, I’m ready when you are.
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I put in some PTO so I could leave early today. I didn’t put the time in correctly on the secondary system so I may not even get to leave early. Love. That. For. Me.
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If you work in phone customer service, you’ll see how dumb people are. You’ll see how helpless people will act, hoping you have a button that will help them. OR They are so stupid, they think they are smart because you don’t understand the Idiocracy.
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I least favorite customer is the window shopper online. It disgusts me to my core. They’ll ask you questions then try to “correct” me with the general website information They also want an EXACT price with going through the full consultation. Which that concept escapes them.
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Another customer I despise over the phone is the person who repeats words like they’ve never heard them? “My internet usage went up?” “It declined my card?” Now I know some of those times are shock It’s the people who wait for me to re-explain words they know.
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Had a sad tweet loaded. But let’s just say Glory to God & keep it pushing GLORY TO GOD
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I used to laugh at my nieces & nephews for getting on YouTube & watching kids play with toys. Now I’m watching reels of people beating old videos games. Time is a construct.
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I hate shoes where the details are doper than the model.
FRESH LOOK: CPFM x Nike Air Flea 1 "Cave Purple" 🌵 🗓️ Holiday 2026 📝 IU5238-500 (MENS) 💰 $180 USD 📸 IG: hype901_ 💵COP OR 🚮DROP?
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I may go on a GENERATIONAL Twitter rant today.
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I thought I had more to say. I perfected a grill cheese on wheat. I made pretty good dirty rice. I make a pretty good mixed drink with rum or vodka. My hair is as long as it’s ever been.
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Activating this man’s phone & we’ve been on the phone an hours & a half. I told him the data transfer would take long & to move quickly thru set up. He did not. Now he is jokingly regretfully because quote “oh, I spent 45 minutes on the 2 minute stuff, I understand now.”
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He is laughing with his wife, who just came home, because it’s funny to him how time he spent on the small things. Noting quote “He told me to spend this part up so we could get to the difficult but I wouldn’t listen. He was not exaggerating.”
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I’m not even upset anymore. What would I even be doing?
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Had to cut my therapy session short to vote. Voted with a group of olds. Then watch the wind DISRESPECT every jacket that was out there.
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This will now be an account used to: To get fits off Promote my music Get some jokes off STAY ON TW SHANNON BIG FOREHEADED ASS!
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Talking with people about the future when you’re suicidal
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TeaZus Shuttlesworth retweeted
You either Dominican or Republican
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