@ElYurman

we must imagine sisyphus on inordinate amounts of zoloft

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CollegeHumor in 2012: the 5 ways you get your dick sucked in college Dropout in 2026: We asked 3 softspoken millenial men to improvise how they'd hold your hand as you come out to your parents as bisexual
Ella Yurman@ElYurmanOct 27
it remains so so funny that CollegeHumor began as a low-budget, frequently mean sketch channel for edgy 20-somethings, and has become a wildly high-budget, play-it-safe improv platform with the most Care Bear audience imaginable
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jq jormp-jomp@jqriley20h
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the notion of “dropout-friendly terms” being harry potter houses kind of says it all, doesn’t it
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caroline :)@soonrightawayOct 9
tired of all the misinformation surrounding this. this isn’t Gromit’s voice. this is Martin Freeman’s voice, collaborating with Gromit’s coauthor Nick Park and reading the book due to Gromit’s inability to speak. fuck off with the flagrantly inaccurate and irresponsible reporting
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 9
Gromit's voice has been revealed.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video promotes the audiobook of the fictional autobiography "Grand: The Autobiography of Gromit" narrated by Martin Freeman. Creator Nick Park stated: "Martin is not doing a Gromit ‘voice’ as such. He’s reading Gromit’s story as Gromit put it." variety.com/2026/film/glob… theguardian.com/film/2026/oct/… independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…
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Oliver Traldi
@olivertraldiOct 9
Anne Carson won the Nobel Prize, everyone. Clever Carson, the most amazing poet. It doesn't rhyme, it doesn't, folks. I like when it rhymes, but hers doesn't. I called her up, in 2004, I said, Anne, if not, winter, but what about if so, then what? Nobody knows, nobody knows.
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lolopants@lolopantzOct 5
lolopants@lolopantzOct 2
what a deranged thing to say. i don't want to defend Geller in any capacity but this reads too much like 'we didn't get the chance to tar and feather him'. does the victim deserve any consideration in all of this? what energies and thoughts are concentrated there?
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Lark@king_of_limbSep 24
I had a really nice time last night, I think we had great chemistry! sorry I cast myself prostrate like a wretched hound at your feet, confessed my numerous self-perceived faults, and wept like a mewling babe. Want to get drinks on Thursday
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rowan kanoy@newnewgirlfrSep 24
They only want to critique 'bacon'
PETA UK
@PETAUK16 Nov 2025
Pigs don't want to become 'bacon'. Pigs don't want to become 'bacon'. Pigs don't want to become 'bacon'. Pigs don't want to become 'bacon'. Pigs don't want to become 'bacon'. Pigs don't want to become 'bacon'.
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u hit a certain age and “Listening to The Beatles” becomes a vital part of your daily routine and you cannot imagine life before it.
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