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Replying to @FrankZephyr1
Knowing you don’t have to be doing mental gymnastics if you carried gallon for fuel to power the generator midway during work is underrated…Even though you have inverter at home 🙈🙈
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Oji ofor aburo ebe atuu bomb, na daa gbim, ma ofor, ma onye ji ya, nyasaa
——- Sam Loco, 2001. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Everyone can't be a creative, man. We need processmen, buildmen, logisticman, tradesmen, and even garbagemen. The youth need direction; Nigeria is killing potential.
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This care work is supposed to be a stop gap for many.
This new ILR business is giving coded indentured servitude
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If Bola Tinubu manages to win 2027 re-election; we can finally put to rest the idea that we are somehow some really sensible & smart set of individuals.
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They will tell you to prepare your wealth in heaven, meanwhile dem dey thief money, dey enjoy life on earth.
None of them wants to be the saint that dies early.
Does he need 2b in heaven? This is the one that came out, you know how many we didn't know about?
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Was at Lagos island hospital to see one of my oga that is taking chemo
Life is fleeting...saw so many people taking chemo &dialysis...this life is messed up...here today..gone tomorrow.
Try enjoy urself..leave all these property acquisition..life is fleeting
Uwa enwerokwa isi
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Ajaokuta Steel welcomes its newest member: the coastal road to their white elephant WhatsApp group.
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somehow the joke is still on Spurs for committing to £150m on Savio and Marmoush two months before they became worth about £2.70
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“pastor Jerry hosts prayers and worship at Old Trafford”
Manchester City three days later: 👇🏼
Na Oga C?
Omo, in this economy, a guy in my area gave 6 girls belle. According to my wife (Amebo) 2 don born, 2 dey village and 2 dey with am for house with pregnancies.
As in, this guy nah serious werey oooo.
I dey suspect say how a single young guy go dey stay 2-bedroom flats?
Wahala, is looming in the area on top this guy. Police don carry am, soldier don go his apartment.
He no even run, he no pannick, I go give una full gists as it unfolds.






























