I like gin, dogs in fancy dress, and cheese. Not neccessarily in that order.

Joined January 2012
Replying to @PotteryBarnKids
@PotteryBarnKids please help! We have a dollhouse that’s arrived without assembly instructions and we can’t find them anywhere online! It’s the Frozen Dollhouse …really hope you can pull off a Christmas miracle and send us a link!
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@PotteryBarnKids We’ve spent hours on the phone to PB and Williams Sonoma and no-one can help. It’s this dollhouse which was a gift from her godfather: potterybarnkids.com.au/disne…
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Replying to @SW_Help
@SW_Help where is the 6:46 WCP-WAT? It’s 3 mins late and the board just says “on time”. Is it coming?!
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@SW_Help it still hasn’t turned up, is it cancelled? Will the next train turn up? There are no updates at the station and now two trains worth of people waiting
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Today’s experiment. Tory MP Edward Leigh claimed expenses of £2,332 for heating last year, and £2,474 the year before that Retweet this if you think he should pay for his own utility bills.
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Replying to @SW_Help
@SW_Help I’ve just got off the train at Worcester Park and the lifts are broken. No-one is answering the help point and I can’t get off the platform with my child and pram. Am I stuck here until another passenger happens to turn up?? I’m currently the only person on the platform
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@SW_Help the next train isn’t for half an hour so no guard will be around until then
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@SW_Help I have to get my large pram down these steep stairs on my own. If I or my child is harmed I will be holding you liable.
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Hi @FlyAirNZ - I’ve spent over 3 hrs trying to book a bassinet seat but can’t do it online as I booked via a star alliance partner and you won’t accept their booking number. And I’ve been on hold with your call centre for nearly 2 hours (on this attempt). Please help - I fly soon
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When a lettuce outlasts a Prime Minister, we have truly reached the endive days
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🚨NEW🚨 On the @bankofengland intervention: Am told the BoE were responding to a “run dynamic” on pension funds - a wholesale equivalent of the run which destroyed Northern Rock. Had they not intervened, there would have been mass insolvencies of pension funds by THIS AFTERNOON.
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NOT NOW, ASIAN HORNETS
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3 weeks in and she's lost the markets $500 billion. not saying that's grounds for dismissal or anything but i once nearly lost my job for buying a curry with a company card
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📢📢📢PEAS is hiring!! We've got a total of 15 exciting roles available right now - right across the wonderful PEAS team. One of the perks of growing fast is getting to go find even more brilliant people to help. See some of my favourites below and share! peas.org.uk/careers
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Just listen. Hush. Listen with us for a little while. It is @MichaelSheen performing the Welsh poetry of Dylan Thomas in #UnderMilkWood.
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Replying to @marksandspencer
@marksandspencer @Hermesparcels I paid for next day delivery and the parcel still hasn’t arrived over 48 hours later. @Hermesparcels status is simply showing as “delayed” and hasn’t changed in over 24 hours, the website help chat just reiterated that it’s delayed. Please help.
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@marksandspencer @Hermesparcels it’s not nearly 48 hours since the tracker said the parcel would be on the move in the next 24 hours. When will it be delivered?
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Replying to @SW_Help
@SW_Help less than 15% of people wearing masks at Waterloo and no-one is social distancing. Are you requiring or recommending masks on your services? I’ve seen no signs at all.
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There are some great stickers on the platform asking people to stay 2m apart. Except trains are at 1/3 service so it’s hard to stay 2m apart when wits standing room only on trains. Also most of your staff aren’t wearing masks
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Not feeling very safe on your service
Replying to @scullyp
@scullyp - the McPartland/Smith amendment is due to come back to the House of Commons in an attempt to stop fire safety costs being passed on to leaseholders. Will you be supporting it?@RH_residents #EndOurCladdingScandal
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@scullyp please let me know how you’ll be voting
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@scullyp I would appreciate a response on this.
IT IS NOT A HOBBY. Musicians = highly-skilled, entrepreneurial + community-minded. Email ur MP today to support our £5.8bn music industry. Most ppl like me don’t actually enjoy having to publicly big ourselves up to prove our profession is viable🤢#InvestInMusicians @WeAreTheMU
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