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Crofty

@Elena_Croft

Sufferer of FOMO and the overuse of abbreviations

Joined May 2011
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My dad calling his butcher to complain about the width of his bacon slices is my favourite part of today #postxmas
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"One of the cards... Boris Johnson didn't hold up was the one saying "Because at Christmas you tell the truth" Actor Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh, who wants people to vote tactically against Brexit, gives his view of the PM's version of the famous Love Actually cards scene
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Finally recovered my Twitter. Hi Twitter world 👋🏻
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I feel like I have see this years #shipwrecked before @E4Tweets Spoiler: It doesn’t end well! 🐚#ralphVjack #harryVtom #tigersVsharks #LOTF
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My Friday night was in safe hands with @AlexEdelman at Soho Theatre. Go see him perform anything, anywhere; it will be 👍🏻 #chelseagotme
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Thank the lord for the #kardashians and their online beef just for the fact it reminded me of this absolute banger youtu.be/NGMInHRR2Fo
Mum “Darling shall we watch another episode of sons of ALBERLY”... 😂 #somsofanarchy #theaddictionisreal #prayformymum
Really commend the #flinttown docuseries for its illustration of the events and their ramifications. Great sequencing of personal and news.
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Yeah getting to work is stressful in this weather... but when part of your job is to get others to work.... 😩😩😩 #latenighthlindas
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Most random instagram story of tonight goes to @Els_long @Spreullie @areyoushaw @laurajane2507 #whatanearth #pidgealert #missyouguys
My life consists of the office cleaner hoovering around me most nights. So depressed; please someone send help in the form of a life 😂
Anyone who has @IanPatrickRoe in their life is already living the dream, so please can everyone help make his dream come true too 🧡💛💜 teapaw.org/ianpatrickroe/status/9…
Ian Roe (@thisisianroe) profile pictureIan Roe@thisisianroe20 Feb 2018
DONATE & RETWEET! Street Food enthusiasts of LONDON - please pledge to my kickstarter campaign if you’d like to taste hot, sweet, PIMPED OUT, grilled PB&Js on your streets, using only the finest, natural, homemade ingredients kickstarter.com/projects/pbn…
GAME CHANGING! Grilled PB&J Sandwiches! COMING to London, UK

GAME CHANGING! Grilled PB&J Sandwiches! COMING to London, UK

Grill it, and the game changes! Serving up hot, molten, sticky sweet, grilled peanut butter & jam sammies, in the heart of London, UK.

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I am surrounded by THE fittest women 😍😍#datsmybestfriend #hifriend #myvalentinesdate teapaw.org/charlotte_tiger/status…
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When everyone leaves, I’m totally putting this on at work #latenights #scarethecleaner
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I’ve told her before, but I love my aunty’s songs. This one is giving me weekend life right now #nostalgia 📻youtu.be/e8iNMjUqLec
Up at 8am excited to do work on a Sat. No matter how hard something gets, it’s worth it to do something that motivates you. #werklife 👩🏼‍💻
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#alteredcarbon is SO GOOD. A dystopian series with layered concepts, twists and unique futuristic imaginings is a rare find.
We’ve sent @JoeHurd5 on a diplomatic (and food!) mission to the Italian Embassy for this weeks foodie film. Tune in on Saturday to find out what he got up to #saturdaykitchen
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Being in the office on a Sunday night made insurmountably better by Gary Clark Jr & Alabama Shakes 😍👩🏼‍💻🎼 #instantgoodmood
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