My boss forced me to take a 40% pay cut, claiming the company was on the verge of bankruptcy. To keep me from quitting, he added a clause to my contract stating I would receive "10% of all liquid company profits" if we ever got acquired. He chuckled as I signed, whispering, "Ten percent of zero is still zero." Six months later...

Statement Regarding Kyle Busch from the Busch Family: “Kyle has experienced a severe illness resulting in hospitalization. He is currently undergoing treatment and will not compete in any of his scheduled activities this weekend at Charlotte Motor Speedway. We ask for understanding and privacy as our family navigates this situation.”

Me and a friend had planned to do a full team battle like we were in the anime - Most of the mons i wanna use are not in the game (even though its a battle simulator - The game runs at 15fps for most of it - THERES NO 6V6 FOR BOTH DOUBLES AN SINGLES THERES A MEMBERSHIP FEE, BATTE PASS FEE, AND STARTER PACK FEE!?!?