First Class Smarty Pants · Jan 20, 2021 · 6:10 PM UTC

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First Class Smarty Pants@ElizabethHCons120 Jan 2021

This is President Biden's FIRST tweet as POTUS. God Bless President Biden and God Bless The United States of America. xxxooo, Canadian Citizen 🇨🇦

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@POTUS46Archive20 Jan 2021

There is no time to waste when it comes to tackling the crises we face. That's why today, I am heading to the Oval Office to get right to work delivering bold action and immediate relief for American families.

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Alex Reid · Oct 30, 2026 · 4:40 AM UTC

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@HeyDoc_MD19h

Your kidney will forgive you for: -Drinking too much coffee everyday -Eating burgers with fries on weekend -Having a few drinks of alcohol today -Stressing out after a bad night's sleep Your kidney will NOT forgive you for:

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First Class Smarty Pants · Oct 30, 2026 · 4:26 AM UTC

First Class Smarty Pants@ElizabethHCons120h

Hey @Shark5881715566 Stopped into a grocery store on my way home. I was making my way down an aisle when I saw this guy. He stared right at me begging to restore a little dignity to his life. 15 bucks later & he’s found a new home. His name is “Blue Boots”, BB 4 short.

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Maura DragonHeart 🍀🇺🇸🇮🇪🌛🌝🌜💙 · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:44 AM UTC

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@maura_resisterOct 25

Make the murders face famous No justice No peace

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BC NDP · Oct 23, 2026 · 11:39 PM UTC

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@bcndpOct 23

What you see is Lorne Doerkson. Waiting behind him are the extremists. A candidate who called gay people immoral. A candidate who said “The First Nations have to be conquered.” A candidate who said it’s better to get sick than get vaccinated. A campaign director who posted “F*** Islam.” And that’s just a few of them. Don’t open the gates. Vote BC NDP.

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First Class Smarty Pants · Oct 22, 2026 · 9:42 PM UTC

First Class Smarty Pants@ElizabethHCons1Oct 22

Not one move, several. And that looks like a giant stick. So duh!

Massimo

@Rainmaker1973Oct 21

K-9 takes down a criminal in one single move.

First Class Smarty Pants · Oct 22, 2026 · 12:22 AM UTC

First Class Smarty Pants@ElizabethHCons1Oct 22

You know you’ve watched too many trials because when someone in real everyday life says “uhmm”, you automatically say “is that a yes?….as if they are being questioned on a witness stand & the court reporter needs accuracy.

Sarrah Bellus · Oct 21, 2026 · 6:04 PM UTC

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@sarrah_bellusOct 21

I’ve decided that I will continue sharing this picture. Too many people have told me that sharing their faces will ruin their future. I keep responding the same way: Sweetie, that’s what I’m counting on.

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Shark · Oct 21, 2026 · 12:58 PM UTC

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Shark@Shark5881715566Oct 21

Let me tell ya a little about sharing ✨✨✨

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First Class Smarty Pants · Oct 19, 2026 · 7:56 PM UTC

First Class Smarty Pants@ElizabethHCons1Oct 19

Hey BC! I voted early. @bcndp may not be perfect but they are the much safer choice. Don’t make Alberta’s colossal mistake. 😬😳 @NikiSharma2 (moved into your hood in early 2026 👋) @Dave_Eby

First Class Smarty Pants · Oct 18, 2026 · 9:35 PM UTC

First Class Smarty Pants@ElizabethHCons1Oct 18

Hey @Shark5881715566 📣 I like to c faces in things. Self imposed grief therapy. C if u c what I c. Thanks for the giggles.

First Class Smarty Pants · Oct 18, 2026 · 9:35 PM UTC

First Class Smarty Pants@ElizabethHCons1Oct 18

First Class Smarty Pants · Oct 18, 2026 · 7:56 PM UTC

First Class Smarty Pants@ElizabethHCons1Oct 18

I am not casting judgement on her. To me she looks very ill. Or is this from surgery? What the hell?

First Class Smarty Pants · Oct 17, 2026 · 10:56 PM UTC

First Class Smarty Pants@ElizabethHCons1Oct 17

Hey @netflix With the series Unforgettable, episode 18 titled The Comeback, the deceased tennis player victims eyes were open. When female detective showed up 2 lift sheet, they were closed. #sigh