Some compliments are genuine. Others are just horny thoughts wearing a little tuxedo

Men, sometimes the best thing you can do for your relationship is SHUT THE HELL UP.

Happy Wednesday, Friends!

He's not looking for hoes. He's mapping out a hoe-free evacuation route. Show some respect!

It will be interesting to see just how many of you are in this situation on the 1st! 🤣🤣😂

Ladies, apparently Pizza Hut has a rewards program we weren't told about!

He's not afraid of rejection. Mostly because he doesn't recognize it.

🤣 The difference between men and women? We read the instructions. They become the warning label.

Pretty in pink.

Men Rule #3 Establish Dominance.

Ladies, take notes. Never deliver bad news without first offering a VERY attractive distraction!

Somewhere out there is a thief who just discovered why this man wasn't looking for him.

Some men marry for love. Some marry for money. He married a blonde and now needs therapy, tequila, and a helmet.

Five years of higher education, three meals a day, and absolutely no student loans!

😂 Imagine explaining to your insurance company that your vacuum cleaner turned into a medical emergency.

😂 When she says NO, but you mistake the pepper spray for foreplay.

If stupidity had an odor, half the population would be legally classified as a hazardous waste site.

ChatGPT woke up stupid today. I’m having to explain the same request multiple times like I’m talking to a golden retriever that just got into the edibles. I’ll ask it something simple, it’ll stare at me for a second, give me something completely unrelated, then look at me like I’m the one who’s confused.

😂 Nothing screams CLASSY quite like using your tramp stamp as a birth certificate!

Have a great day! 🌮