“medium ugly rat man” | they/them

Canada
Joined December 2013
Your Sun & Moon sign as The Encore!! 4 songs does not a birthchart make but it can certainly make HALF a birth char LMAO
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i hate how much this means to me
i have ascended to god’s country
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I have to stop and watch every single one of these that appears on my feed.
connor storrie dancing to britney spears work bitch
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As a Canadian, I am legally obligated to watch the entire 4 minutes and 22 seconds of this routine every time it shows up on my feed.
Looking forward to another Winter Olympics where the most talked about Ice Dance routine is gonna be this one from 8 years ago👇
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damn discussing film came for their Necks with this… i didn’t expect that this article is so good
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the most valid crash out of the century whoever wrote this deserves a fucking raise
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This is honestly their peak sibling moment
please listen to mike in the background complaining about the flare gun im actually crying
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As someone who attended a catholic school, Benoit Blanc’s line of “There is nothing I’d rather not do” when asked if he wanted to go to mass was very relatable
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“do you remember the first day that we met?” he does.
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Why haven’t Joyce or Hopper realized or commented on how they went to high school with Henry tho 👀
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There's a half of the Icarus myth no one tells. Daedalus gave his son Icarus two warnings: 1. Don't fly too close to the sun; the wax will melt. 2. Don't fly too close to the sea; the sea spray will weigh down the feathers. Everyone remembers the first. Hubris. Overreach. We tell that story all the time. The second warning has been completely forgotten. And I think it's the one we actually need. When I look at students now, I don't see kids flying too close to the sun. I see kids being held too close to the sea. An education system that doesn't challenge them. That keeps them low, keeps them comfortable, keeps them "safe". And slowly, without anyone noticing, the weight builds on their wings. The sea doesn't burn. That's what makes it so dangerous.
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the stranger things theme x running up that hill remix in season 4 changed my life FOREVER nothing has or will ever make me feel the way i felt watching this for the first time
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Me, this entire press tour. x
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“man i wish I was better at guitar” *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practice* *doesn't practic
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absolutely I am crying after one episode of overcompensating but I’m sure it doesn’t mean anything… right?
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I wish so so so bad that I could write music
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the hottest thing a man can do is be a weird dorky loser
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My jaw is on the FLOOR...this might be the most PERFECT transition ever
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The ‘SUPERMAN’ gag reel has been released.
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