Discovering that toddlers and logic don't mix. Seen on @Huffpost @buzzfeed @TODAY_Parents @cheezburger and many more. My tweets are here ⬇️
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Good morning Parental Units!
It’s that time of the week where we ask for parenting tweets and you send them to us!
Do you best to keep it clean and have fun!
Ends at 6pm est or when the kids have taken over!
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There’s no better time than now (until 6pm EST) for our weekly parenting tweet call! Reply with some PG parenting tweets for likes, laughs, and RTs.
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Happy Sunday! It’s time for everyone’s favorite Tweet Call of the week (or so we tell ourselves). Drop us a few PG parenting tweets for likes, RTs, and our condolences. Ends at 6pm EST.
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Come one, come all- it’s time to share some laughs and groans with all PG parenting tweets all day, or until 6pm EST. Drop a few for likes, RTs, and commiseration.
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It’s January 1 and my kid keeps making jokes like “I haven’t farted all year”. The dad genes are strong with this one.
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Ladies and gentlemen, moms and dads, it’s a new year with the same old parenting nonsense! Share with us your PG parenting tweets for love and head shakes. Ends at 6pm.
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I like to feed my kid balanced meals from the 4 toddler food groups.
1. Things he ate yesterday that he refused today.
2. Things he doesn’t want but I’m hoping to get him to eat anyway.
3. Things he thinks he wants but will spit out after one bite.
4. Goldfish crackers.
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We kissed in front of our 5 year old and she’s been laughing for six minutes straight, in case anyone’s wondering what married life is like after kids
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80% of marriage is showing your spouse the item they couldn't find is in the exact place you told them to look.
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Just wrapped my gifts without patching a single short side so, obviously, I'm buying a lottery ticket.
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Sure the tv show Survivor looks challenging but have you ever gone grocery shopping with your in-laws?
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thankfull my daughter is home from college otherwise I wouldn't have anyone to point out which characters on the TV shows I'm watching have really nice eyebrows
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Little known fact, the North Pole used to be a lush rainforest till Santa’s elves cut down all those trees to make toys
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I’m writing a fairytale about a kid that puts her shoes on after her mom only asks once.
