well damn Jackie I can’t control the weather

trapp state
Joined August 2012
ladies and gentlemen don't you dare ever settle for being treated like you aren't worth it
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This is Oliver. He wanted you to have these flowers. Picked them out himself. Hopes they’re your favorite color. 14/10 thank you Oliver
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This is Lou. He's at his first vet visit. Waiting for test results to see if he's a good boy. Feeling confident. He studied hard for this. 14/10
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This is Horton. He's been doing yoga for months. Would like to share that he can finally touch his toes. 13/10 please clap
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This is a covert secret agent. Can infiltrate any room completely undetected. Usually disguised as a teddy bear. 13/10
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if a ham can spiral so can i
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Oh, you didn’t have any taste before Covid either, honey
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em 🐙 retweeted
My toxic trait is that if I came across a bear in the wilderness I think it would really appreciate little head scratches
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motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it
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my first graders have been playing this game at recess this week where their goal is to keep the girl from getting to her “ex boyfriend” and have to chase her to stop her from talking to him… I think I’ve played this game before in real life
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This is Chevy. He doesn’t mind the colder weather because he gets to wear his hoodie. It’s very cozy. 13/10
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Put us on the big screen 🐺 #GoPack #myhorizon
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This is Chad. He’s a very good boy. Likes being held. Fluffy and portable. Weird bark but that’s okay. 12/10 would definitely pet
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#ad This is Jade. She was tied up in a bag and thrown from the window of a car before being rescued by a passerby. She’s since found her forever home and spends her days cuddling with her best friend, a rainbow narwhal. 14/10 @subaru_usa #MakeADogsDay
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do you think we’re going to hear Trap Queen on an oldies radio station 20 years from now and be mad our kids don’t know who Fetty Wap is
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This is Tony. He’s been patiently waiting for hot girl summer to end so he can start his wrinkly potato autumn. 13/10
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This is Rusty and Coop. Rusty’s hugging technique is still aggressive and a little bit overwhelming. Grateful he has a friend to practice on. 13/10 for both
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