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The thing with most of these "football Twitter, bantering other club" debates is that I'm not entirely serious mostly, I'm just "Twittering" and defending my club
Ask me anything, and I'll give an actual, honest take on it. Can be a player, event, or something outside football
"Arteta wants to sign a quick player"
One of those 4 names is not like the other. Is Baena even Tzolis level pace?
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ู ูู ููุงูุฑ: ุฃูููุณ ุจุงููุงุ ุฅูุฏุฑููุ ุฃูุทูููู ููุณุง ูุฅููู ุฌููููุฑ ูุฑูุจู.
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ูุงุนุจ ุณุฑูุน ูุฌูุฏ ููู ุงููุฑุฉ ุฅูู ุงูุฃู
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@AFC_1886
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Really all this proves to me is how awful it is to own a car
In England, if you earn ยฃ35,100 a year with this budget:
- No Netflix etc
- ยฃ75 a week on food
- No eating out or holidays abroad
- Rent a modest flat
- Run a basic car
Monthly outgoings:
- ยฃ950 rent
- ยฃ350 council tax, gas, electricity and water
- ยฃ325 food
- ยฃ300 car
- ยฃ200 fuel
- ยฃ50 phone and internet
- ยฃ75 clothes, toiletries and household essentials
- ยฃ100 debt repayments
- ยฃ375.50 Income Tax
- ยฃ150.20 National Insurance
ยฃ2,875.70 gone.
Saving just ยฃ49.30 & working full-time earning ยฃ35,100 a year and still barely getting by.
It's over for the UK. ๐ฌ๐ง
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Managers to have finished above Pep Guardiola:
- Mourinho
- Conte
- Pochettino
- Klopp
- Slot
- Arteta
- Arteta
If I was the next Manchester United manager, I'd have 1 goal by the end of January 2028:
Sell Matthijs De Ligt
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Bro it took me a sec to even find him on the graph ๐ญ๐ญ
Clearances and headed clearances in the Premier League dominated by one man.
Tarik Muharemovic - a colossus. #lufc
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Same top 4 in both lists
Ramsey, รzil, รdegaard, Fabregas. Alongside Cazorla, they've got the best per 90 rates too
All the players know that there's no competition right now for best goalkeeper in the world
David Raya with his 2026 @FIFPRO Menโs World 11 award, as voted by players worldwide. ๐๐ช๐ธ
Raya received more votes than any other menโs player (10,278). ๐คฏ๐ณ๏ธ
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This is clear misunderstanding of stats. We don't stop attacking when we go 1-0 up. We stop shooting
Once again proving that the type of setup that Football Twitter really likes just doesn't work in real life
WOWWWWW I really like this. 4-3-3 with 2 flying FBs, workhorses in midfield and a narrow front 3 to get shots off,
Klopp style, letโs get this bread. Josh injured Iโm guessing, seeing as heโs not even in the squad
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Genuinely is baffling quite how bad Aston Villa are. Finally enough they actually looked competent at the start of the season
































