Senior PHP engineer & cybersecurity specialist. Created Laravel-based static site generator @HydeFramework & speak at conferences. Occasionally funny.
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Joined March 2021
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I maintain HydePHP (250k+ downloads), contributed the Number class to Laravel core, and came into all this from corporate security.
I have capacity for new work: senior Laravel/PHP engineering, or fractional CTO if you want someone raising the bar across the team.
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The fact that the new ChatGPT is so confidently wrong and incredibly paranoid about hypothetical edge cases is so infuriating to me
It’s like a toxic guy who is paranoid about conspiracy theories only the conspiracy is a severe misunderstanding of reality
AI will take our jobs! Meanwhile @ChatGPT has worse reading comprehension than my left shoe. Which doesn’t have any reading comprehension at all. Like ChatGPT.
What is it with all restaurants now having ai slop on their menus? If you don’t dare show your actual food on the pictures I don’t dare try it. And it hurts my eyes and look plain wrong. Also like exact same style in Berlin as in Malmö so its just cringe
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So anyway who was saying you deserve it for running PHP again..?
Evolving threat 🚨 CVE-2026-111497, previously known to affect Node.js (node2shell) and Python has evolved into “HTTP2Shell.”
A significant blast radius.
This vulnerability leaves many libraries and applications using HTTP vulnerable to pre-auth RCE via Brotli decompression.
Please be aware. Fixes not yet available for all affected services. Look for Brotli (1.2.1) dependency upgrades when they become available.
Crap code always existed. We just went from having a bunch of spagetti in the backend to purple gradients on the frontend. Guess which one I prefer? #keto
