@EmmaScott

Costume designer, actress, bacon connoisseur, news junkie, foul-mouthed hockey fanatic, altruist, napper, meme hound, & dirty hippie. Preferred pronoun: y'all

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Joined January 2009
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This is my pinned tweet.
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Fuck yeah. #76ers
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Get you a guy who is okay with you keeping the basketball game on instead of switching to watch his football team even though your team is down by a billion points because you love your team and you just KNOW they're going to come from behind and it will be great. 💙🔔♥️
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I appreciate a girl who knows what she wants.
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Today I learned that the French have their own name for the oysters on a chicken, and I think it's delightful. 😃
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Turns out I hate my face again.
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Emma Scott retweeted
CannabisFlower@BadCovid19Oct 20
first date idea.....we go and vote these fuckers out
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Emma Scott retweeted
Turgid Verse
@gullyvuhrOct 21
Scenario: a hot woman likes your tweet, which clearly means she wants to have sex with you. How long do you wait before DMing her?
27%Already did. Im blocked.
21%4-5 hours (im not easy)
15%4–5 business days
37%DM? I've called her twice
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I'll never get tired of falling in love with you
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me, waiting for the Sixers game to start #76ers #NBAOpeningNight #NBA
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Facebook memories for today. Some days I really miss my design career, y'all. 😞
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Harry Enton just called the latest polls a "Five Alarm Trumpster Fire". 💀
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Emma Scott retweeted
Eka Bakie@EkaBakieOct 20
Girl, just send him nudes
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There are only two options, and this applies to all men everywhere: just-showered overwhelming Old Spice Fiji, because men unilaterally don't understand that there are other scent options, or musty moist mildewy basement that might have mushrooms growing in it. That's it.
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I blame all this on that Winnie Cooper girl suddenly getting boobs and y'all lost your damn minds and haven't processed a rational thought since
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*gestures broadly at America*
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Welcome to today’s episode of Why Did I Weigh Myself.
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White House gonna smell SO BAD
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 19
JUST IN: Matthew McConaughey sparks speculation he could run for president as an independent in 2028, declaring “Independents belong in the fight.”
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The internet has ruined me, because I definitely expected a random half-naked girl to come into frame and try to sit on it.
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