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Joined February 2026
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Heavy on the I don’t care 🤷
“but he fed a kid his parents” I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE
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take the scott tenorman episode away from larps . u should only be allowed to watch it if uve watched every other episode of south park im sick and tired
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I genuinely LOVE this
Cartman eventually after getting closer with Ike and the broflovski family decided that one day if he had a kid with kyle he would name him after Ike (Hebrew name) When that never came to be, he still wanted Kyle and his family ro he somehow a part of his too #kyman
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the whole "you're taking south park too seriously" are annoying for several reasons but also even if they were what's wrong with that
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#kyman #kymantwt #sptwt all planes are grounded in the USA rn and nobody knows why except for me. KYLE BROFLOVSKI and ERIC CARTMAN have HACKED airline safety control systems because they are GAY!!!!!! kyle: why are we doing this again eric: because we're gay, kahl kyle: oh ok
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post covid was the literal kyman renaissance for canonizing short cartman
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REAL THIS IS A CORRECT TAKE
Traits the boys inherited from their moms Stan- Kind heart ,beautiful eyes, hippie vibe Kyle- everything Kenny- addiction genes Cartman- whore
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let me be cringe for a sec. kyman .
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when ao3 is down and your ship decides to remind you why they were shipped
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day 14 - why did he say this #spkenny #spkenman
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KYLE BETA READS CARTMAN'S CREEK FANFICS and 8 others liked your post
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So….Cartman is probably a fanfic writer, what fandoms do you think he would be in (besides heated rivalry)
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Eric Cartman uses ao3 and his favorite tag is enemies to lovers #kyman
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I hope you are right 😭
next episode we'll have cartman complaining about ao3 being down mark my words
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In other news Cartman fans and creek shippers have formed an alliance 💙❤️💛 I love to see it
Cartman really did save Creek hes one of #US and I will not tolerate any more Cartman hate thats my sister in shipping right here
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#southpark #southparktwt #sptwt I'M SO HAPPY PC PRINCIPAL IS BACK TO POLITICALLY CORRECT PRINCIPAL AND NOT POWER CHRISTIAN PRINCIPAL
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Cartman watching heated rivalry being canon has made my week u guys ❤️💚
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#spcreek 🤝 #kyman i’ve seen that look before..
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A QUEDA DO AO3 MATOU MINHA AVÓ OK
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