Little miss fucking tired of this. Back to the Future Expert. BlackLivesMatter. Abortions are healthcare.
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I chimed in with a,
Haven’t you people ever heard of
Washing your goddamn hands
No. It’s much better to face these kind of things
With a hoard of charmin and disinformation
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JUST IN: Salt Lake City Mayor Mendenhall announced the city would be replacing all traditional fireworks shows with drone shows citing fire danger and air quality concerns.
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Idk who needs to hear this, but a “good guy” doesn’t murder his kids, wife and mother in law – at Salt Lake City, UT
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For those contemplating a detox or cleanse in the new year, here’s a toxicologist’s explanation of how they work:
They don’t.
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It's because of this.
It's is why we need enforced public masking requirements. There is a middle path between total lockdowns and let her rip (the current setting).
Politicians are deliberately ignoring the science and have taken away the authority of CMOs to protect us.
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Medical gaslighting is real. For two weeks, I’ve experienced numbness and tingling on my left side. It became so frightening that I went to the ER. They tried to convince me that I was just stressed and anxious. The nurse suggested that it could be radiation from cellphone use.
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Baby boomers did a pretty good job teaching their millennial daughters that they could be anything they wanted to be and a pretty terrible job of preparing their sons for what that would mean for them as husbands and fathers
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You want to know why closeted conservative Queers are so violently anti-gay?
As a sex worker who has worked with many of them, I can easily tell you.
They hate your freedom.
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If your family asks you to bring rolls to Thanksgiving, it’s because you can’t cook. If they tell you exactly what brand to buy, it’s because you also can’t be trusted and you’re one screw up from bringing ice next year.
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Reverse racism: not a thing
Heterophobia: not a thing
Misandry: not a thing
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I think we all know what must be done here.
ALT The original half an onion tweet trying to get more followers than Trump with Trump’s name crossed out and Elon Musk’s replacing it.
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To answer the most obvious question, yes, I did pick up what was left of the beer and chug it.
An audience member threw a full beer at @Ariel_Comedy’s head mid-set and it was not fun in any way shape or form but she closed it out like a fucking champ and that’s the only kind of actual brave I’ve ever seen a comedian be
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Please help spread the word. – at Salt Lake City, UT
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Guys, I promise that women are trying their absolute best not to be raped. This is men raping problem, not a women getting themselves raped problem. Ever.
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Yep,
God’s a big fan of the thrice married serial philanderer who bragged about sexual assault, mocked a disabled reporter & incited a deadly attack on the Capitol.
The guy who tear gassed peaceful protesters to shake a Bible that wasn’t his in front of a church he didn’t attend.
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Most violence against women is by people they know. So basically, women should stop knowing people.
OR, you could teach men not to rape and murder us. That'd be kind of cool too
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