@EnronChairman

Trading Floor Jokester • Memes • GIF King

Joined October 2016
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Walking into 2024 as if 2023 didn’t nearly take me out
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Merry Christmas!
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“2024 is going to be my year”
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Get rich and then get off the grid like me
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Please god, have her sit next to me in first class
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I think it’s @Tiffany_Gomas ❤️
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1983: “I bet in 40 years we will have flying cars” 2023:
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Tag someone who drinks wine
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Paging Jay Powell to print me some money
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WALL STREET IS BACK!
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Can anyone tell what kind of firearm this is?
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Sales looks like a lot of fun
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Kenny Lay (Parody) retweeted
Kenny Lay (Parody)
@EnronChairman22 Nov 2023
Madden NFL game: “Every player we put on the cover gets hurt or plays bad, it’s a curse!” Forbes: “Hold my beer…”
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I think about the a lot
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Me getting ready to spend the entire day on this app while pretending to work
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Looks like 283 tea drinkers bookmarked this
Kenny Lay (Parody)
@EnronChairman19 Dec 2023
I only drink coffee but I might start drinking tea
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So, about tonight
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Dear Santa
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