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I forgot people take So Mi lying to V like. super personally. nigga she lied to me and I scolded her about it and told her I still woulda helped her if she told me the truth but there is NO WAY FOR HER TO KNOW THAT and I STILL sent her to the moon. V is a nobody,
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Mina Dress #deadlock
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My wife is such a bad cook. I keep getting food poisoning. Arsenic, cyanide, strychnine, you name it.
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Tom King escribe tan bien el drama entre John y Hal que casi se te olvida que hizo una historia sobre invasores invisibles que se infiltran en la comunidad y que amenazan la paz de un pueblo americano con su superpoder de ser bombas suicidas
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My daily schedule as a Seattle PD officer:
5am: Wake up to start my commute from Idaho
8am: Shooting called in over the radio. I turn it off - it's too loud and I need a nap.
11am: Shuffle the homeless from one neighborhood to another
1pm: lunch
3pm: Shuffle them from the next neighborhood
5pm: An acorn lands on my car. It sounds like a gunshot. I discharge my service weapon in a 360 spin injuring many civilians. One of them screams in pain for help. I arrest them for obstructing my investigation.
7pm: The stress of shooting that person has given me PTSD. Apply for disability and have the tax payers pay me $200k/year for the rest of my life
8pm: drive back to Idaho
10pm: Beat my wife










































