Epcot Centre

Rumors about guests smelling radon gas at one of the restaurants here at Epcot are completely unfounded. Radon gas is odorless.

Free maps of the park are available but we ask that visitors only take one if they intend to use it & return it in good condition when done.

E C P E C N O T T R E WAS RANKED #1 FAMILY VACATION DESTINATION BY PARENTS MAGAZINE.

Walking around holding hands is nice but you’re making it hard for people who are behind you to get by & sometimes they really need to use a restroom.

There haven’t been any tweets for a few weeks because the Post-it note with the password for the account fell off the bulletin board in my cubicle & I couldn’t find it but it turns out it landed in one of my emergency shoes.

The Menendez Brothers performing here next month aren’t those Menendez brothers. These ones sing & dance.

There is a baby blue Hyundai Sonata with North Dakota plates in the parking lot & there are a lot of wasps buzzing around it.

Just an all-around great weekend at Epcot Centre, in spite of what they are saying in some of these chat rooms.

Some kids will walk through our front gates this morning for the first time & have a day so special they’ll still be talking about it decades from now, when they’re bedridden in a nursing home.

We can’t page a missing person until they’ve been missing for 24 hours.

What’s your favorite place at Epcot?

On the mornings I get here first I always make a pot of regular & a pot of decaf. Regular is more popular but I say decaf tastes better. What do you think?

Beautiful Orlando sunset tonight. Saw it on the news.

A lot of science textbooks have an entire chapter devoted to Epcot.

We are not in this business for the money. We are in this business for other reasons!

The shoeshine stand will reopen as soon as Georgette recovers from her neck surgery.

Following us on Twitter is the next best thing to actually spending the day here with loved ones.

When a urinal has a garbage bag duct taped over it that means it's out of service & you can't use it.

Be careful not to drop mustard packets on the ground here because when they get stepped on the mustard could squirt on someone's pant leg.