Not all who ball are ballin

Really well adjusted people see a mexican family smiling and think this is why we must kill billions

Pissed off cause I built my friend a computer it’s nicer than mine

I know worms with more integrity than you

Girls don’t want blue collar workers they only want claymation artists

Asking the waffle house waitress for the Verity meal

Nothing much bro what’s much about ado about you

The girl reading this fucking died

The time to open up a relationship is when you’re functionally too old to get divorced and that’s it

I am simply too cheap to bulk

Yo momma subscribes to Hallmark Plus

I have a feeling that the battle scene in Wildwood was done with a lot of CG background characters LOTR style, which fair enough cause it would be torturous to that with 500 puppets

People only text when they want something from me. It’s never hey man what’s good, or here’s $100 just because

Regal is the theater chain for real working class guys who just want to want to watch good un-pretentious flicks like Whalefall and Wildwood

If I see your curly headed ass here again me and the boys are going to fleece you and turn your shit into cashmere sweater

Making up some bullshit about Wildwood being biphobic so people will actually go and watch it

Catered an Indian party last night and for dessert they did baklava which feels like an admission that they don’t even got desserts like that

They’ll put steroids in your ass when you’re not looking

When you look at technical complexity of something like ParaNorman vs. Wildwood it becomes incredibly obvious why this took so long to make