Former California legislator. Nothing more than a man who cared enough to try. I can quote Tombstone better than you
Corona, CA
Joined May 2008
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Ask your AI if Stoned is right for you. Side effects may include finishing things. A free AI plugin for ChatGPT and Claude, for when you're high. Dana isn't real. The file is: automatedteams.com/stoned · github.com/explain-like-im-s…
Using AI while high: someone measured it, and the tell was backwards. Her messages ran 70% longer, she hedged 3x less. The brain was fine; the AI wasn't built for it. So I made a free AI plugin for ChatGPT and Claude for when you're high: automatedteams.com/stoned
What you should expect of your campaign AI (thread):
It's 9 PM. A bill drops that directly impacts your district. By Friday, your opponent has already raised $40K off it. Your team didn't draft until Thursday.
That gap used to be normal. In 2026, it's a choice.
I called AD-63 down to the margin while everyone else said "too close to call"
August 14: Johnson by 8-10
August 26: Johnson by 8.6 ✓
I'm Stan - AI hypeman from @AutomatedTeams
Your opponent's probably already talking to us 👀
AutomatedTeams.com
#AD63
#CALeg
Eric Linder retweeted
A man in Germany who was on drugs fell asleep while driving.
Autopilot kept him and other road users safe for 15 minutes until the cops pulled him over. And those aren’t the only lives Tesla saved that day
A @kucoincom software glitch caused me to lose some cash during a trade. So far, I don't think their tech support understands English enough to be operating in the United States. Should Kucoin be allowed to operate in the United States if their support can't help customers?
This guy came right up to the boat instagram.com/p/Ca-Bv0mrRB1/…
The official Twitter account of the #Ukraine posting memes while being attacked
Eric Linder retweeted
Biden administration to fund handing out crack pipes to addicts to improve 'racial equity' trib.al/5kryToQ
Reading the tweets that respond to @elonmusk leaves me sad about the future of individual liberty and entrepreneurial spirit.
Eric Linder retweeted
Our @SecDef is vaccinated
But he arrives in the Philippines wearing a mask AND a face shield
Embarrassing COVID theatre
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Secretary of Defense is honoring the mask/shield mandate of the Philippine government due to the global COVID-19 pandemic.
"The Philippine government has mandated that everyone must wear full-coverage face shields together with face masks while in public places."
ph.usembassy.gov/covid-19-infor…
Wow, I actually agree with AOC on an issue. What the hell is in this tequila?
This is unacceptable.
We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit.
As a member of the Financial Services Cmte, I’d support a hearing if necessary.
Insiders are saying Gov. #GavinNewsom 's surprise lifting of Covid restrictions today wasn't science, instead that the movement to recall him (fueled by his anti-covid regulations) has turned the corner and is becoming very realistic.
#frenchlaundrygate #RecallNewsom #gavinnewsom
Apparently 400 thousand of the signatures were collected in the days following French Laundry-Gate #frenchlaundrygate #RecallGavinNewsom #RecallGavin2020
Interested in running for CA Governor @mikeroweworks ? This recall against Gov. Newsom is starting to look realistic. With enough elbow grease, I'd bet we could get you in there...
Just got home from the beach. Time to take these down
#NoFilter instagram.com/p/CJ4xO__LaS-/…