2x Emmy winning Letterman EP/Head Writer, 1B with 13 minor league baseball teams, Award-winning pickler, Time's 140 Feeds To Follow. Fun Fella.

New York, NY
Joined March 2009
Rock The Vote, fools!
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I was hoping this was for animals that committed crimes. When are we going to deal with that?
Florida detention center is home to the world’s only prison zoo Inmates at the Monroe County facility care for animals including kinkajous, ostriches and zebu cattle, with some former prisoners even returning to visit their favorite animals
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Hal Steinbrenner sounds like he's doing an impression of Larry David doing an impression of George Steinbrenner
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The World Series is set- Rays vs Brewers. What a matchup. It will finally answer the question- Who is on the Rays and/or the Brewers?
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Dan Quinn is questionable to return
“Field goal. Oh, that was 4th down?” certainly looks like lip readers believe Dan Quinn was completely unaware that it was 4th down and wanted to kick a field goal 💀💀💀
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It's nice to see my Chargers in first for SOMETHING #Tankathon
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.@A24 really missed out by not selling a @NathanFielder collectible popcorn bucket. I would have eaten snacks out of his head
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Free football!!* (I am paying to watch it on amazon prime)
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Dan Quinn would like to remind the Rams there’s no need to score here
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I just saw an internet ad that read “This is the candle everyone is talking about.” I talk to a fair share of people. No one is talking about any candle. Like ever.
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Wearing my Theo Wease jersey and waiting for kickoff
So the Chargers will only have Tre Harris, Derius Davis, MVS, and Theo Wease at WR today
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I like these odds
18 people on this injury report including: -starting offensive tackles - starting cornerbacks - starting fullback - starting safety - starting wide receivers - first and second string guards
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If my Chargers don’t win any games this season, it’s going to be very difficult for them to make the playoffs.
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100% of the time when you go into a baseball card shop, there’s another customer standing there having a one-sided conversation with the shop owner detailing every single card he currently or has ever had in his collection.
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Maggie is the best. And she asked Dan Fouts my question!
Replying to @MaggieGray
full convo here! -the new documentary "Miller Night Live" on HBO -what it was like working with Dennis Miller on MNF for two seasons? -the biggest reason the Chargers are 0-2 -how Oregon gave USC a lot more homework for this Saturday
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That’s good, right?
The Chargers are the second team in NFL history to lose back-to-back games by double digits with both coming at home against teams that had a sub-.200 win pct the previous season. The other was the 1926 Racine Tornadoes (Oct. 10-17), who played just one more game before folding.
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It’s very hard to be a Chargers fan.
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Very excited. My signed copy of @DaveWinfieldHOF ‘s new book just arrived. Can’t wait to read it!
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The whole Liberty Biberty thing is really no different than Cramblin-Duvet Advertising’s Quicken Loans Bicken Bones in #Detroiters
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I truly appreciate the two of you who got this reference.
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