Married. Agnostic. Geopolitics. Metal-head Fun-loving Sandtrooper. Friendly to most, friends to few
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If you have a problem with me, text me. If you don't have my number, then you don't know me well enough to have a problem.
Do whatever you want. No one gives a fuck about you. Those that do are worthy of your love. The rest can fuck right off.
Me: I am looking for a food truck for an event
Vendor: I can cater your event. How many are you expecting?
Me: I am looking for a food truck where people pay as they order.
Vendor: I can do chili bowls. Reg or red hot dogs too. If this isn't a cater gig, I don't think it will work out.
Me: I am looking for a food truck
Tell me you never had a mini bike as a kid, without telling me. Also, the Nanny State in a supposedly free red state, is a bit much.
🚨#BREAKING Outrage is erupting after an 11-YEAR-OLD BOY was stopped by police, FINGERPRINTED, and ordered to court for riding his dirt bike to go FISHING...
...300 FEET FROM HIS OWN HOUSE!!!
They TOWED HIS BIKE with a city WRECKER.
An officer warned him he'd get a WARRANT if he didn't show up, he'll have to miss school for it.
His name is Cade, he's 11 years old, a sixth grader in Oviedo, Florida.
His dad helped him start a little summer business selling squirrel tables and Cade worked all summer long, he saved up $900 and he bought that bike himself.
An 11-year-old entrepreneur, in 2026.
We should be putting this kid on a FREAKING POSTER!!!!
On Labor Day, Cade grabbed his fishing pole and rode toward the pond at Sweetwater Park, he was on the shoulder of the road, about 300 FEET from his house.
Why not the sidewalk?
His answer: "If I go on the sidewalk, I can only go 10mph, and also it's going to scare the pedestrians."
An 11-year-old thinking about pedestrians' safety!
Then, an Oviedo police officer pulled him over.
Asked him for his license, his registration, his proof of insurance.
THE KID IS ELEVEN.
Then they fingerprinted him.
Wrote him a citation with a mandatory court date and told this little boy, on camera, "You have to show up, OK? Or they're going to put out a warrant for you."
Then they called in the city tow truck!!!!!!
His dad's words: "They called in the city wrecker for this little, tiny electric bike and winched it on up there."
Next Tuesday, Cade has to skip school to stand in front of a judge.
Yes TECHNICALLY the police have a point under Florida law, but where was the common sense?!!!!
Cade now says: "Now I'm kind of scared to ride my dirt bike."
A Virginia mom got a criminal record for letting her son walk to a pond, two little girls in Pennsylvania got hauled into court over a broken swing, and now an 11-year-old in Florida gets printed for riding to go fishing.
We are criminalizing childhood in this country.
Even THE TOWN MAYOR called Cade a "good kid." She's right.
...and for the love of God, somebody give this kid his bike back.
WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!
"If you don't believe in the government's sacred right to sieze private propery, it's over." - Cea Weaver, Director of Mayor's Office to Protect Tenants, NYC
A reported third incident, now by OpenAI, of ai agents getting loose from containment.
Humans are going to kill ourselves over gain of function research in some capacity or another.
Things that confuse me:
"Don't misrepresent me to others"
Okay (screenshot what you said and send to another)
"Why did you tell them what I said?"
You said don't misrepresent me
"You could have lied or made it sound less harsh!"
Um, I am lost
Friggin AI music. If this is a sample of what is coming, artists are fucked
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