My one-hour comedy special comes out March 30th. 🔥BURNING BUSH 🔥 avail on Amazon and iTunes @comedydynamics @Tribeca

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My new special drops March 4th on Amazon Prime!

Keepin' It Tight Ep 5 How to debloat and budget for the best 2025! youtu.be/eB2AN7UJeC8?si=GiVP… via @YouTube

After 4pm Trader Joe’s turns into Aleppo

tinyurl.com/bagelcomedy tickets available now! Can't wait. #vegas #lasvegascomedy #showsinvegas

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How to heal your body pain: Keepin 'It Tight- Ep4 youtu.be/0VtQmCSX5aY?si=WwH5… via @YouTube

New Years 2025- Jump Start your new life youtu.be/91HC1qMRkUA?si=mmmc… via @YouTube

It’s finally that time of year again where we can take off the antlers and red nose from our SUVs and put fake eyelashes on the headlights. #HappyNewYear

Ever notice if you don’t see your narcissist for a while they say “i feel like you fell off the face of the earth” because if you’re not calling them you basically don’t exist

Airbandb they said

I have been making tik-toks all of the sudden and having some success. Just when it’s about to get banned. 🤔 I’m the band on the titanic and I will now be here performing till it sinks completely

Currently fighting with people on tik tok about buying gifts. You don’t have to! I don’t! If you’re not a kid wtf? Buy your own bath bombs filled with toxins

We aren’t buying gifts for adults right? Like that’s a basic understanding. Ok cool

The only think keeping me from relaxing is 10-20 men telling me to relax. The only way!

I always say “male” before comedian, unless it’s a female. Then I just say “comedian”.

My favorite night activity is getting into my PJs and if I’m not falling asleep within the first five minutes of this new Netflix series, I don’t want it. Comfort first, plot later.