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Everything started the day i caught a scorpio (and started being afraid of crocodiles)

Joined November 2011
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People don’t take their fork and knife in either hand and start banging them on the table when they’re hungry anymore
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I love grabbing my husband's ass anytime the opportunity presents itself #WomenInMaleDominatedFields
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if you don't occasionally get excited about the moon idk what to tell you dude
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!!!!! en pétard!!!! bravo tout le monde mais quand même plus bravo a aria et moi 🫶🏽
viens de m'inscrire a un marathon? vu que j'ai 30ans et que je suis une cadre dynamique bref
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j'ai eu mon permis, elyas me fait conduire sa voiture, au boulot tout roule, je suis allée au karaoké avec mes amis, soirée pyjama chez ma femme, la vie est trop belle allez zou joie et bonheur a tout le monde
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je suis littéralement intankable actuellement c'est une folie
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🚨🇫🇷 FLASH | Châtelet est dans un état CATASTROPHIQUE à Paris. (Images IMPACT)
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mon réveil a pas sonné, les mortiers des lycéens m’ont réveillé. #generationmiracle #reconnaissant
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Every time I check in on my 27-29 y/o friends I find them exactly like this
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Les collègues qui répondent bonjour quand tu leur dis salut j’ai remarqué ils arrivent bien à prononcer malgré la bite du patron dans leur bouche
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me when i drop my pumpkins after serving face
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was at home depot with my dad and we saw a service dog. my dad asked to pet him and the owner said “he’s working.” so my dad knelt down, pet the dog, and said “what does he do”
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I respect those high class cats in tuxedos but I love that my guy just keeps it casual with socks and a g-string
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“fucking the text man for texts” is still one of society's most influential works
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ok maybe a little similar….
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jss invitée à 3 mariages dans le mm mois subhanallah pendant que moi je cherche la puff redbull partout comme une chienne
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new wallpapers
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Starting my day at almost 1pm
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mind you there's a fierce 1.5 of G in those cups
all that “gay marriage will destroy society” and its literally just this
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