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@EvanFromIowa

You probably won't find my Twitter as funny as I do. 2006 TIME Person of the Year. Go Hawks.

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Joined September 2010
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*Proud corporate-working adult voice* NICE
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Patrick Webb (@Patrickwebb) profile picturePatrick Webb
@Patrickwebb11 Feb 2025
BREAKING: Elon Musk calls for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) remaining account balance of $711,586,678.00 to be returned to the American taxpayers.
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This isn't even the best formation in the pregame routine
University of Iowa (@uiowa) profile pictureUniversity of Iowa
@uiowa11 Nov 2024
The perfect formation.
HMB spells out Hawks

ALT HMB spells out Hawks

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This would cost $90 without delivery but i guess @doordash doesn't want me to eat tonight
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There's something remarkable about getting a Jeopardy question wrong when the answer is literally your name
University of Iowa (@uiowa) profile pictureUniversity of Iowa
@uiowa5 Jun 2024
What is the Hawkeye Wave?
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wint
@dril5 May 2024
perfect. ready to go. ship it out
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Just like we drew it up.
dark brandon

ALT dark brandon

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Drinking cough syrup until I can not only understand the minions language, but their motives
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I love joining a class action lawsuit. Hell yeah I've been wronged. Justice needs to be served. A surprise check for $26 in 6 years will make it right
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South Carolina is currently running the greatest promotion ever: Free concessions. I took it upon myself to eat 10 hot dogs and see if anyone else was doing the same. Spoiler: They weren’t. thestate.com/sports/college/…
South Carolina offered free concessions. How I fared eating 10 hot dogs

South Carolina offered free concessions. How I fared eating 10 hot dogs

Don’t try this at home.

thestate.com
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Instagram ads: Here’s the specific water bottle your were talking about yesterday and a sweater pre-selected in your favorite color Twitter ads: Here’s 9000 Cheech & Chong gummies and a promoted post from user TrumpsAmericaa420 that just says “the Jews”
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Image from no context memes (@nocontextmemes)
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I wish I had the confidence of whoever manages this account
University of Iowa (@uiowa) profile pictureUniversity of Iowa
@uiowa28 Oct 2023
Missing Hawkeye football.
A wide angle photo at the top Kinnick Stadium during a Hawkeye football game.

ALT A wide angle photo at the top Kinnick Stadium during a Hawkeye football game.

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Missing spending four hours of my Saturday begging to be hit with a shovel
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wint
@dril10 Oct 2023
could i get th e opposite of this please
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Can't believe they finally arrested the guy who spent the last ten years ending every sentence he said with "you know, this reminds me of when I was in Las Vegas and murdered Tupac Shakur with a gun that I think I still have in my garage somewhere."
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Got told there was a Texas State band member who was escorted from the stadium due to throwing a trident at the Nevada football players.
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Go Hawks
Tyler Tachman (@Tyler_T15) profile pictureTyler Tachman
@Tyler_T158 Aug 2023
There is a new addition to the Kinnick gameday experience: Der Viener Schlinger, a Wimmer's air-powered hot dog cannon. Great porking idea.
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I can’t wait to read thousands of copies of the Bee Movie script using this product
The Verge (@verge) profile pictureThe Verge
@verge18 Jul 2023
Elon Musk says Twitter is working on a feature that will let you publish articles theverge.com/2023/7/18/23799…
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