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Joined April 2009
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All I want is to someday be a skeleton in a spacesuit stuck on a deserted planet somewhere
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The look I get every time I open a can of tuna
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I choose to be Doritos Salsa Verde.
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If I ever get elected president I'm going to have @WeAreMinistry play at my inauguration.
I have this weird urge to make beautiful things again.
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and by 'beautiful' I mean creepy
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.@Nickelodeon really missed a golden opportunity by not broadcasting the impeachment debate today.
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I'm happy to announce that I have not lost any followers during the Nazi Twitter purge over the weekend.
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.@jack please take me next I need to get the hell off of here I have things to do
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This is like if our country collapsed because of Pauly Shore.
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I blame South Park.
Call me crazy, but it seems like it should be a lot harder to take over the US Capitol.
I watched Road House last night, probably one of the greatest movies I've ever seen, but it did make me miss going to sleazy bars and watching drunken brawls erupt in the middle of the place. #goodtimes
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Crystal Oscillators is streaming now on Eternal Family TV
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When I bought my car in Dec of 2010 one of the first albums I put in the car's MP3 player was Special Herbs Vol. 1 & 2, been on rotation playing in my car for 10 years now. RIP MF DOOM
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Folks, this is how you make a GIF. #StarWars #Tree
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Already disappointed cuz the game won't let me buy a BurritoXXL from this machine. #PS4share