@EvilKeaton

I like to skateboard. maybe we can be friends. I’d never do anything to ruin our friendship, like poop my pants

 East Detroit, MI
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*guy who represents the .01 percent of rich people*: most of Americans are slobs who think The Cheesecake Factory is fine dining.
Steve Guest
@SteveGuestOct 24
99.9% of the U.S. would consider The Cheesecake Factory to be high class dining. Only an elitist like Barack Obama would invoke the Factory— home of delicious cuisine— to ridicule someone.
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As a Michigan Resident who doesn’t even make a ton of money, we don’t save up to go to The Cheesecake Factory. I go out to eat quite a bit and I’ve never been there.
Ryan James Girdusky
@RyanGirduskyOct 25
For a love of working-class people in Michigan, Cheesecake Factory is a really nice meal that they have to save up to afford. Just so how disconnected he is…. world apart from when he was on fire 20 years ago
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It’s Keaton! retweeted
staid@staidindoorsOct 24
Whalefall rules
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I recently retired from being a Bartender, but Gen Z stays in way more than Millennials. I haven’t had to check an ID in like 8 years because nobody under 30 goes to bars anymore
Mr. Mike
@mrmikeMTLOct 23
Why do Millennials love staying at home so much?
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The little Roomva type thing coming in and wearing a necklace of his teeth is one of the best moments in Adult Swim history.
Dylan@notnotdylmOct 23
I am always thinking about the episode of Sealab 2021 where Captain Murphy is trapped under a soda machine while trying to get a can of Mingus Dew, the Charles Mingus themed Mountain Dew.
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If this happened (it didn’t) why wouldn’t you just ask for a pay decrease? Is there any reason your boss wouldn’t lower your pay?
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Hoopla is still around. Your local library can order almost any trade you want. Sure, you can’t get it week one, but that’s fine. If you don’t wanna pay, you gotta wait a little bit. I think that’s fair.
shivers@flashiversOct 20
Really sad to see all the comic pirating sites getting eliminated one by one. People will really celebrate less accessibility to art for the sake of an industries future
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Last time I stayed at an AirBnB the owner lived down the street and removed all the blinds from every room other than the bedroom. She would walk by constantly and look at us while we were trying to watch a movie. Completely ruined Hail, Caesar for me.
S@stevendsaysOct 21
FINALLY air bnb updated their terms saying hosts can’t require you to strip the beds, do dishes, take the trash out, etc.
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We were having a cigarette out front and she walked by and made a loud coughing noise. The doors beeped every time we opened it. There was a bonfire pit out back, which would be cool if there wasn’t a camera pointed directly at it.
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Shout out to Tim Hortons for decorating for Halloween. Most fast food places don’t bother, I appreciate it.
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I really miss the WWE Backstage segments. Kinda made it feel like the Muppet Show but with big buff dudes.
Wrestling Pics & Clips
@WrestleClipsOct 20
That time Mark Henry bent a frying pan and a steel bar. What’s funny is this was supposed to be a rib. They replaced the pan with one that was very hard to bend, without telling Mark about it. Mark still managed to bend it like a boss 😮‍💨
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Like 4 seconds
tunmise
@tunmise7jOct 19
Realistically, how long do you think it would take Superman to defeat Spider-man?
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It’s Keaton! retweeted
It’s Keaton!@EvilKeaton24 Oct 2020
Picking up a Richie Tenenbaum costume from Spirit Halloween that's called "Suicidal Tennis Man."
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I don’t know if I’ve ever heard a rapper phone in anything more than Eminem on this song. Genuinely sounds like he’s reading it for the first time.
James Dunne@Dunne08Oct 16
Kid Rock x Eminem - Heal My Faith
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Nick Mullen should play Jessa’s new boyfriend and he just fucking hates everyone.
Giliann@gilpost1ngOct 16
I do not want to see a single internet micro celebrity in the Girls reboot
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Even my cat loves it.
It’s Keaton!@EvilKeatonOct 15
Beavis and Butthead speak Spanish in this one, it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen.
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Beavis and Butthead speak Spanish in this one, it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen.
comedycentral
@ComedyCentralOct 14
They're back tonight! 10:30/9:30c. #BeavisAndButthead
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Does Manga have their own version of Alt Comix? Like is there a Japanese equivalent of R Crumb or Harvey Pekar?
Spum
@spumdonorOct 14
Dusting this one off
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So much better than the King of the Hill reboot. Mike Judge clearly has his heart in this one and not the other.
comedycentral
@ComedyCentralOct 14
They're back tonight! 10:30/9:30c. #BeavisAndButthead
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It’s Keaton! retweeted
Spum
@spumdonorOct 14
Dusting this one off
oli 🐘@oshinolivorOct 13
Replying to @naranciagaming
honestly the main issue is just how inaccessible comic books are. since with manga you just start with the 1st volume its easy to get started with, while most popular american comics require lots of research to figure out where to start, and even then theres no definitive answer-
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