Evil Lisa Loeb

@LisaLoeb has recently decided to cease posting on Twitter. As a result, so will this account. I did talk about this with Lisa prior to her making that call, so this was mutually planned. It's been a lot of fun gently teasing her and telling jokes over the last six years...

Wishing you all a terrifying Thanksgiving!

Alert, peons! I am now on Instagram at EvilLisaLoeb - you WILL follow me there. Much multimedia content will soon be posted!

DOWN GOES NETFLIX! DOWN GOES NETFLIX! #TysonPaul

I WILL DESTROY #NETFLIX or I would if they hadn't already destroyed themselves, apparently. #TysonPaul

You’ll answer “Lisa Loeb, Dark Mistress of Annihilation” if you know what’s good for you!

Alana is now my Assistant Vizier for International Financial Malfeasance. Being loyal to me pays off, you animals!

This election will be much closer than my victory in 1996 when I won 786 electoral votes. #Election2024

I have been married for fifteen years, foolish peon. Which is three years less than I have been number one on the FBI Most Wanted list! BWAAAA HA HA HAAAAA

I AM SUMMONED

Happy belated Birthday, @alyankovic. My gift to you is that I will delay your destruction another year.

I WILL BE VICTORIOUS

G’mar chativah tovah!, peons! #YomKippur

Fans. You’d think I wasn’t busy on a world-destroying super weapon.