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Evil Sales Associate@EvilSalesAss10 Jul 2020

*picks up phone* Hello, Thank you for calling the store. What can I Google for your lazy incompetent ass? #RetailLife

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@TheTweetOfGod16h

I mean what kind of asshole would pretend to be Me and pose as My spokesman on X? Only a real asshole would do that.

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Merriam-Webster

@MerriamWebsterNov 5

‘Guy,’ meaning “person,” comes from Guy Fawkes. Boom.

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@mitrajoy_Oct 25

yall are way too broke to be this afraid of socialism

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@YourAnonNewsOct 3

Knowledge is not wisdom.

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@JamesGunnSep 19

Happy Batman Day! Art from Batman: Ghosts by Sam Kieth (2018)

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Outspoken™️

@Out5p0kenJul 7

I heard someone say Mitch McConnell has Rigor Tortoise and I can’t unhear that.

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@YourAnonNewsMay 15

If you want to step out of the algorithm, click on "Home" and click on the "Following" tab above the tweets - select "Recent" from the dropdown.

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@YourAnonNewsMay 9

Delete your gambling apps

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Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

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@YourAnonNewsApr 18

Schrödinger's strait is both open and closed at the same time

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Gail Simone 💙💛@GailSimoneApr 11

Back to being AWOL from here… Have a lovely weekend, everyone. Also, the Punisher should smile more, imagine how much prettier he’d be.

Image from Gail Simone 💙💛 (@GailSimone)

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Evil Sales Associate@EvilSalesAssMar 22

The Maxx is why I picked up my first comic books... and why i'll never stop.

@ImageComicsMar 22

We’re deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Sam Kieth. From The Maxx to his work across comics, Sam brought a completely unique look and voice to the industry. His art was raw and unmistakably his. Sam's influence will be felt for generations. Our thoughts are with his family, friends, and fans.

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#TheDownwardSpiral

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@officialDannyTFeb 27

Happy 30 years @Pokemon! #PokemonDay #Pokemon30

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Evil Sales Associate@EvilSalesAssFeb 18

Do you remember when Twitter was so active you could instantly find out YouTube was down just because "YouTube Down?" Was trending.... Btw I think YouTube might be down.

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Evil Sales Associate@EvilSalesAssFeb 17

Frequently I'm proud of myself for what I decide not to post.

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@YourAnonNewsFeb 8

oh...

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scha·den·freu·de @BlisterPearlJan 19

"The first country the Nazis invaded was their own" ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ

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a blast from the past@a_past24460Jan 9

Good evening 👋

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Christopher Moore@TheAuthorGuyJan 3

BREAKING: Don Jr. appointed Venezuelan Minister of Cocaine. "We will find it, we will chop it up, we will see it eradicated."

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