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Sancho

@EwanMitchell

My sarcasm rides in front of me like dolphins on a bow wave. I have no control over the dolphins.

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Joined February 2009
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I'm not that Ewan Mitchell...
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JP@OscarJaymesSep 28
Hahaha that’s class lad 😂👌
Jaack (@Jaack) profile pictureJaack@JaackSep 27
Just got back from Australia. Spent the entire flight back in absolute silence after Fiona, my partner of 11 years, asked me what my favourite thing about Sydney was… In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have said “probably her tits”.
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King of the Kerb by @RealEchobelly on @BBC6Music . Well played Grimmy!
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#Freiday is here again!! And so is your chance to #win 😊 Simply repost and your name will go into the hat and TWO winners will be announced at 5pm(ish) today!! GOOD LUCK 🍻 #competition #giveaway #erdingeralkoholfrei #alkoholfrei
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The assistant VAR for tonight's ECU v. GER match is Fu Ming! Match hasn't even started yet. #thefootaball
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WOW! Seems such a long time since we had our last #giveaway 🍻 WHO WANTS TO #WIN A CASE of #ALKOHOLFREI? 🍻 We will pick 2 winners at around 5pm(ish) today #Freiday, so get reposting!!! #competition GOOD LUCK!!!
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Noah Okafor, scored two fucking great goals, in the scum shit hole, in the scum shit hole! #mot #lufc
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Anyone else fancy a bag of cheese and onion crisps? #lufc #mot
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84’ HUGE SAVE! Darlow denies a headed effort from Sesko, before DCL clears off the line twice. Man Utd throwing everything at it. 1-2
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Okafor well on his way to legend status! #lufc #moy
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What the actual fuck Leeds?
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Today is my 15th twitter birthday! Sorry I'm not here to annoy you as often as I was in the good old days.
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Derby!? #ffs
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What a fucking goal! #thefootball
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That was shite Billy! #thefootball
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I blame @BBC6Music @BBCRadMac for this. #crispsontheradio
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“So I said Reform isn’t solely focused on foreigners - our policies cover a full range of social, economic and environmental issues” “What did I say Roy?” “She said immigrants eat swans”
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🎵 Here we go again on another #Frei-day! 🎵 Another chance to #win a case of #Alkoholfrei 🍻 Simply repost for your name to go into the hat 🎩 Winner announced at 5pm(ish) today - GOOD LUCK!! #competition #giveaway
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Leeds United are crowned winners of the Championship! 👑
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Fuckling get in Leeds!
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Draw at turd moor please. #lufc #mot
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It comes to this. Willing Derby and Millwall to win! #ffs #thefootball
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