“I just want to be held tightly…, like a fart on the first date.” 🤣🤷🏻‍♂️🤣-🇺🇸1st

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Joined March 2024
Holding my breath the entire time watching this... 💀🍿
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Bill Maher shut down the “white privilege” script on his own show. Howie Mandel pushed him to confess it. Maher refused the term, called it advantage at best, and dropped the real numbers: most people shot by police are white. The media narrative falls apart the second anyone checks the data. Color-blind reality beats racial guilt every time.
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Shane Gillis Is Mattress Customer Support 🤣🔥#shanegillis #comedyclub #shanegillisclips #shanegilliscomedy #MSSP
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Are you going to make us do your job all night. His answer is gold.
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Paul Hogan says Crocodile Dundee did 300 million at the box office.. Australia's tax office came after him over the money.. and in 2010 it stopped him from leaving the country. Figures in the Australian press put the bill at around $100 million. He calls it being "held prisoner in paradise." Before the movie, he worked on the Sydney Harbour Bridge. The last tax return he filled out himself, he says, claimed a tool allowance and a weather gear allowance from that job. After the fame, he hired people to count the money. He says he never asked them where it went. The court record: 2010: the tax office barred him from leaving Australia. $300 million: what he says the movie took at the box office. About 70%: what he says theater owners in Australia keep. $150 million: the half he says was "gone straight away, before it even goes to Paramount." Around $37 million: the original bill, according to figures in the paper. Around $100 million: the same bill with interest and penalties, per those reports. $3 million to $150 million: the range he says he has seen printed. He says tax secrecy law keeps him from naming the real number. The case for the tax office: the allegation is that he kept money in offshore tax havens to minimize or avoid tax. The case for Paul: "I've paid too much," he says. "I've paid more than a wise businessman would have." His offshore account, he says, is "called Bank of America." Then the twist. He did not run to a tax haven. He moved to the United States, where the IRS audited him at Australia's request. Its answer, as he tells it: "No, he's clean." If you have ever handed your money to experts and never asked a single question, this is how far that trust can go. In the video below, asked about the bill, Paul Hogan says: "I can't pay it. I can't pay 10% of it." Should a star answer for money decisions he says he left to the experts?
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Not even monkeys are safe from these disgusting muslims. The muslim in this video is RAPING A MONKEY. xitter.cf/TemptorSerbicus/status…
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Every business owner knows: 99% of your clients are amazing and cause only 1% of your problems. And 1% of your clients are brutal and cause 99% of your problems.
Hasan Piker: “Trans people are 1% of the population. They shouldn’t be talked about endlessly. Muslims are 1% of the population. They shouldn’t be talked about endlessly. It’s not a Guatemalan migrant that made your housing more expensive. It’s your landlord, it’s hedge funds buying out all of these homes and rising up their prices. A transgender person is not the reason your energy costs are skyrocketing. It’s the wars we’re waging, the data centers sucking up the energy needs. This is just the truth”
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Well, that's one way of fixing Britain's roads. Instead of spending millions repairing potholes, councils can simply rebrand them as community swimming pools. Bring your own armbands. 😂
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The same generation who surrendered the country to wave after wave of third-world invaders, rape gangs and almost complete demographic replacement in fear of being called "racist" now wants to lecture us about cowardice?
‘I am utterly DISGUSTED by your rampant, pathetic cowardice.’ Former Metropolitan Police detective Peter Bleksley BLASTS @alexarmstrong after he suggested he wouldn’t fight for his country.
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He didn't notice this kid at first but then he completely stole the show. What a gesture 🤲
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Never forget Laken. In the prime of her life, she was murdered just because an illegal decided to end her life.😡 Vote accordingly.
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The judges in Brazil are even more corrupt than the ones in the United States. And that's saying something.
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If America doesn’t wake up and vote red, this is going to be us… 💔🇫🇷💔
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Steve Hilton
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I've done HUNDREDS of events with working people across California. And I promise you, none of them ask me about President Trump. What they DO ask about is gas prices, electric bills, housing costs, homelessness—everything that's gotten worse under sixteen years of one-party rule. People are at BREAKING POINT in this state. The media may not understand. But in less than nine days, they will.
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BREAKING: Anthropic's Claude bypassed a paywall to access Georgia voter data without authorization, per Axios
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🔥 IT’S OFFICIAL: Flávio Bolsonaro will challenge the Election results calling for it to be “annulled” “I'M NOT going to give up on my Brazil. I hope you who have been watching me do not give up either” THIS YOUR CHANCE. STOP THE STEAL
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A former Somali Minister of Information now claims Ilhan Omar shared classified Foreign Affairs Committee intel with Somali leaders. Why is she still on that committee? If there's even a shred of truth to this, Congress needs to investigate NOW. Her seat on that committee should be the first thing to go.
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Brazilian journalist Malu Gaspar says all Superior Electoral Court ministers were against the idea of extending the voting in Brazil by 2 hours. Zanin, Lula’s former personal lawyer, appointed by Lula to Supreme Court Justice made that decision anyway
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If all the ministers were against extending the voting time, why was it extended?
Brazilian journalist Malu Gaspar says all Superior Electoral Court ministers were against the idea of extending the voting in Brazil by 2 hours. Zanin, Lula’s former personal lawyer, appointed by Lula to Supreme Court Justice made that decision anyway
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