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I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS! #LetsGoPens
DOUGIE OUT. FUCK THAT POVERTY ASS FRANCHISE IN VEGAS. Also, you guys wanna trade us Tomas Hertl soon? Keep in touch and I'll see y'all on November 4th. #SJSharks
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Good luck to the @SanJoseSharks this season, and beat that poverty franchise tonight. Dougie will be watching the game, but if Kevin Labanc gets out of line, I'll be on the first red eye to SJ to slap the shit out of him when he answers his front door tomorrow morning. #SJSharks
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DOUGIE OUT. How in the blue hell do we lose to a team with some zit faced 18 year old kid who weighs 185lbs soaking wet? Ugh. I'm going down to the dressing room to slap the shit out of Erik Karlsson now. It'll be just like the good old days in San Jose postgame. #LetsGoPens
Sid made the Kid look silly on that opening faceoff. #LetsGoPens
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Ahem, you forgot about Dougie being the REAL addition to the Pittsburgh Penguins this summer there guys. #LetsGoPens
The offense @ErikKarlsson65 brings to the table will be a welcome addition for the @penguins. 💪 #FantasyHockey
Read more from @NHLFantasy: spr.ly/6016PLWKM
ALT The upper half of the background is white while lower half is black. Centered is a photo of Erik Karlsson smiling on ice. Below the photo is "Erik Karlsson" in black text on a white background with the Pittsburgh Penguins logo to the right. Beneath that, in white text on a dark grey background, reads, "@NHLFantasy's Top 250 Rank: 33. First d-man to his 100 points in a season since Brian Leetch (1991-92)".
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Congrats to former #SJSharks GM Doug Wilson on his new role in Pittsburgh.
We wish you the best of luck!
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I think this is also how I'll make my official debut to Pittsburgh Penguins fans on October 10th against Chicago. I might even have Connor Bedard laying on that table, stay tuned. #LetsGoPens
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"When you come to a fork in the road, take it." - Yogi Berra
Now it's time for Dougie to do the same so this franchise can take the next step. I love you all and will miss you, and hope we will meet again.
God speed, @SanJoseSharks.
One last time: DOUGIE OUT.
#SJSharks
Thanks Sheng. #SJSharks
What could the Sharks' head coaching position look like heading into next season?
@Sheng_Peng weighs in:
Imagine Joe Thornton playing in a game on a team with a roster that is AHL loaded with players... I wonder what that would look like? Oh, okay then.
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Sorry Sharks fans, don't see Big Dong Thornton coming back to retire in San Jose anytime soon. #SJSharks
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DOUGIE OUT. I guess the brightside of this overtime period is we won't have to watch Connor McDavid highlights tonight. #SJSharks