@ExcelPope

Three times winner of Twitter's "Least honest bio" award.

 Kingdom of Northumbria
excelpope.net/
Joined June 2014
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@brian_bilston I'm not much of a poet, but here's a short one on my own pet-hate about Powerpoint presentations...
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Morning.
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This is a brilliant show, and you should go and see it if you get the chance. I don't think I've ever seen a comedian enjoying themselves so much in a set. And I'm not just saying that because he threw me 4 free bags of crisps.
Al Murray 🇺🇦
@almurray10 Oct 2024
Newcastle @TyneOperaHouse says "bollocks!"
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Not surprised the former PM is careless with facts and details but staggered a publisher let this shoddiness through
Scott Wortley@Scott_Wortley10 Oct 2024
My son bought the Boris Johnson memoir for degree related reasons and brought this to my attention as an indicator of its quality and factual accuracy apparently Megrahi was released by a Labour scottish government. Shoddy. But characteristically shoddy and slapdash.
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Newcastle @TyneOperaHouse says "bollocks!"
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"This Land Is Mine", by me 12 years ago.
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Expect to see a lot of rallying against this stupid line of argument from exactly the same people who’ve spent a decade claiming men in dresses are an oppressed minority.
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Mo'@mocent027 Sep 2024
Telegraph exclusive: ‘Lord Alli allowed Yvette Cooper to use his downstairs lavatory in his multimillion pound London home’
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I don’t think having your mate’s son stay over for a few weeks because he needs somewhere quiet is in any way something out of the ordinary and it’s only because he declared it and assigned a random value to the accommodation that you are commenting
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Just sat through a brilliant presentation by @Jenny_Radcliffe and amazed (and honoured) to find she follows me here. Might inspire me to share the example email I use for my company’s cybersecurity training.
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Dear Sandy, While you've been in charge at Rape Crisis Scotland, a man now serving time in prison for multiple sexual assaults was 'treated' at the Edinburgh centre. The man in charge of the Edinburgh centre called rape survivors who wanted single sex services 'bigots.' 1/9
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There's legit a poem on a local FB group... first they came for the pagers
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Congratulations to @mocent0 on his new job as the Telegraph's cryptic crossword compiler.
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Morning, everyone.
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Why?
LBC
@LBC19 Sep 2024
Nigel Farage joins @NickFerrariLBC to take your calls. Do you have a question? 📞0345 60 60 973 📱84850 Watch live on @GlobalPlayer.

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"Excellent work, general, that's one fewer copy of 'White Fragility' in the world."
Zige Zage Banovichi@the_migrator17 Sep 2024
Replying to @mocent0 @AndJustice4ol @timourazhari @AliVaez
When North Korea blows up your e bike when you go to work will it be funny?
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Greatest Welsh moment in history
Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya)@twlldun16 Sep 2023
Can’t believe I missed the first anniversary of the greatest moment of the royal funeral malarkey - BBC subtitle writers getting confused by Mark Drakeford reading from the Bible in Welsh
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Love to kick back and invent entirely hypothetical scenarios about my all-male survival cell.
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Your handy guide to the up-coming appointments to replace Mridul Wadhwa...
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